Tag Yourself Im Chaotic Average

tag yourself im chaotic average

"Hey man! What's up?" The man on my couch asked. He looked just like Julien, he couldnt be though, Julien died 300 years ago. "Who are you? What are you?" I asked the creature on my couch with a confused stare. "You dont remember me?" He asked with a shrug. "I guess it was a few hundred years ago." His signature smirk returning to his face. "Been awhile, Cyrus." The way he said my name made me want to believe he was back. The man who had captured my heart so many years ago. My voice trembled, "J-Julien?". His face lit up with excitement, "So you do remember!", he stood opening his arms as he got close to me. I rushed into his hug, even if this was a dream, or some evil being using his memory to trick me I needed this. "I didnt know you were around anymore, I just happened to see you on the street a few days ago and couldnt stay away." I slowly pulled away, "How are you here?". He smiled as he responded "Dude, I get reincarnated every time I die. How sick is that! I get to keep all my memories too. This go round my name is Mark.". I smiled, he was just as I remembered him. "How are you here Cyrus?" He asked. I smiled nervously getting ready to tell him the long story of being immortal.

Being an immortal has its downsides. One of them is that you have to continue to make friends. Your newest one leaves for an overseas trip and you prepare yourself to lose another. You leave and return your abode, only to find a friend from centuries past sitting on your couch when you return.

The class was all a buzz as the man infront of them read. A few sharp comments made to the student in the back, the one who had been caught speaking to no one with offerings of food and stories of their day. They had told their fellow students they were speaking to Hades. The students around them daring them to speak up now, not expecting the child to do it. All the students around them were shocked when they slowly raised their hand. The man at the board didn't seem to notice the nervous teen's hand. Their soft voice silencing the classroom when they called out "M-Mr. Ha-Hades". The teachers head shot up, a fond smile falling on his face when his eyes landed on the boy. "Ah, Daniel, I didn't see you there. Hello child." The teen smiled widely as thier classmates let out gasps and shocked mummers.

“Hello, my name is Mr Hades. As your teacher is out sick, I will your sub until they can return. Yes, I am a god. Yes, there are multiple pantheons. No, I will not tell you your future or grant you wishes. Now if everyone could please turn to page 157 in their textbooks we can get started”

I tried to eat a cactus one time but it hurt and I had spines in my fingers for days my friend brought it to school for me and another friend to eat and when we decided we shouldn't I gave it to a friend and she named it fred and gave it to her mom

so about touching grass... well I cant really do that where I live but I can touch cacti (it isnt pleasant so I'd prefer to not do that)

Touch. The. Cacti.

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)