I Tried To Eat A Cactus One Time But It Hurt And I Had Spines In My Fingers For Days My Friend Brought

I tried to eat a cactus one time but it hurt and I had spines in my fingers for days my friend brought it to school for me and another friend to eat and when we decided we shouldn't I gave it to a friend and she named it fred and gave it to her mom

so about touching grass... well I cant really do that where I live but I can touch cacti (it isnt pleasant so I'd prefer to not do that)

Touch. The. Cacti.

"Please, please, let me stay. I swear I can cook and clean and do anything you'd like, I wont be a bother I swear." The child before me cried out. I was stunned, why would this child want to stay here, with me. I soon become acutely aware of the scars and bruises on the child, barely visibly under a heavy layer of makeup. I study the child, "come here." I say softly to them, opening my arms. They pause for a moment before pushing themself into me. "Did your mother do this?" I ask, wondering how the 'superhero' could do this. The teenager nods against my chest. "I-I-I told her I w-wasnt her daughter." They manage between sobs. I understood now why they wanted to stay, me and my partners were open in our relationship, the three of us committing crime together. Our main focus being against politicians that supported discriminatory acts. I tried to comfort the teen. "Here honey, I'm going to take you somewhere safe, ok? We will take care of you now, dont worry." I smiled as I felt them tighten thier grip.

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

The tall figure walked in with the chained knight following closely behind. He had been beat and captured, he could only guess what would happen to him and the princess now. As they reached the room the villain slowly pushed the door open. The princess looked up at them from her slumped position, wearing shackles and a grim look. He began to speak in a velvety, regal tone, "Here's an important lesson on adventuring: a brave knight would rush to save her. A clever knight would check for traps. But a smart knight would notice she isnt bound at all.". As he said that the knight looked at the princess once more. She raised her shackled wrist and waved, the chain falling limply behind her, attached to nothing but her bracelet.

He gestures to the princess across the room, chained to the wall, “Here’s an important lesson on adventuring: A brave knight would rush to save her. A clever knight would check for traps. But a smart knight would notice she isn’t bound at all.”

replacing my mental illness with vampirism

i talk a lot about mens tits but please know that this blog is also in support of mens ass, mens thighs, mens tummies, and mens waists/hips

I got asked in my own discord server who I'd sleep with Jeff the killer or eyeless jack. These kids had a problem with my response being "both at once". Like??? Yall are talking to the person who has been caught reading threesome smut fics in class multiple times like what did yall expect????