This Is Literally My Life In Normal Turf. I Have Lost Almost Every Goddamn Match Ive Played By Getting

this is literally my life in normal turf. I have lost almost every goddamn match ive played by getting spawncamped to hell and back, and im fucking tired of it. If the matches ive played are anything to go by i can almost guarantee that Team Ghost is going to win this fest by a fucking landslide. Im done. Gg to whoever wins this fest /gen

i would just like every defending team to maybe decide to not do the incredibly easily set up method of spawncamping the attacking team as soon as they appear. just see that they have made that the best available option and um. not do that teehee <3 for fun

You are faced with Gordon, What is your next move??

Am I the only one sitting here and wondering, uhhhh, how the fuck would you even fuck a train?????????????

I am not at liberty to divulge that information and have no interest in sharing it anyways

SRL Outcomes Team here! No name change this month, but we are excited to bring you the Splatfest results. Congrats to Team Handshake!

Don't worry if you didn't win—everyone who participated gets Super Sea Snails. Be sure to pick yours up!

Ballistics back again on Ballistics Monday! Just kidding—it's a regular Monday with a Ballistics bonus. Anyway, peep the Splatana Stamper Nouveau. Use the Toxic Mist sub to slow down foes, and then hit 'em with vertical slashes from your splatana or mow 'em down with the Crab Tank!

Stole this from twitter