My Singing Voice Is Good For Showers And Mornings In The Kitchen And Drunken Nights And Lullabies For

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

Bumper sticker I saw on my walk today

oh.. idk about that one

Why does the power to shapeshift always seem to come with eidetic memory in media? Just once I want to see a shapeshifter get into a Situation because they shapeshifted into the guy they saw once for 30 seconds with the wrong eye color.

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything