Nothing Breaks The Burnout Like Your Primal Need For Abigail (2024) Fanfiction That No One Else Can Write

Nothing breaks the burnout like your primal need for Abigail (2024) fanfiction that no one else can write for you

No matter where Alicent stood – behind the princess or facing her on the opposite side – her whole life was defined by Rhaenyra.

(Or: a different take on the already-unfamous Alicent/Criston first scene from S02E01)

Annual reminder that despite all memes and adaptations to the contrary, Jonathan ‘If I die I hope Mina gets my diary as a goodbye :’c’ Harker acknowledged that something ominous was up as of DAY 2 in his little Transylvania travelogue. The only reason he wasn’t turning his ass around was, you know. Needing to Do This Incredibly Vital Assignment for His Brand New Job. If you put this boy in [PICK ANY HORROR MOVIE], he would be out of there two seconds after the opening credits

Halloween night in Haddonfield? My guy isn’t sticking around to meet Michael Myers and his killer kitchenware

Camp Crystal Lake is very lovely, he’s sure, the nice nubile college kids should send him and Mina a postcard while they’re hanging out at home

What’s that? There’s a haunted house with spirits chucking furniture around and you want to record it all for posterity? Neat, cool, awesome, write to him about it while he’s off in a restaurant somewhere talking up a chef and posting nice foodie reviews

This guy knows when horror story bullshit is happening even while being unaware of the fact that he is one of the main characters of Dracula.

He can smell what genre he’s in and does Not like it and would be out of there if he could, do not paint him as a one brain cell oblivious baby man

If you squeeze hard enough, Abigail (2024) is a Mamma Mia for horror fans

i understand alicent completely. there is no scenario where you’re a 15 yr old lesbian married off to have kids for your best friend’s literally decaying dad and you don’t turn into the catholic joker a little bit.