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opossum-by-night
All you parasites, climb aboard.

Just a teenage girl in my late 20s, letting the internet rot what's left of my brain. (She/Her)

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When The Power Went Out I Heard An Explosion And My Boyfriend Was Like A Transformer Probably Busted

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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