Elf Yuri Except One Of Them Is High Fantasy And The Other Is One Of Santa's

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

papua new guinea is the most linguistically diverse country in the world, home to well over 10% of all languages. it therefore would be pretty reasonable to conclude that the most commonly used lingua franca there would be a practical and functional choice for a language to use for international communication.

so then why isn't tok pisin widely recognized as a viable option for a global lingual franca? if it's good enough for papua new guinea then like surely it would be good enough for the UN too right?

Art: Kabanbang

I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario).  Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?

Isle Delfino is canonically a police state

Princess in Shining Armor