His Mother Would Fucking Kill Him

His mother would fucking kill him

(Don't take the above comment to heart it was just to lighten the mood) Like you chose to have a kid you can't just complain about it, you don't see people complaining about their pet cobra or any accidental puppies. the fact that I have too compare children, which grow into influences on the world around them and carry the weight of the world, to pets who do nothing but give you and only you happiness, is sad to me.

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

So reblog for good luck.

Yk that last post.

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

*turns you into a small marketable plushie*

Noooo-*plushiefied*