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mildly baffled

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If You See Me Running Down The Stairs, It's Not Because I'm In A Hurry, It's Because I'm Falling And

If you see me running down the stairs, it's not because I'm in a hurry, it's because I'm falling and gravity has yet to claim me.

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1 year ago

I'll be sitting and I'll find something hilarious and I'll cackle like a witch and my family will look at me like this,

I'll Be Sitting And I'll Find Something Hilarious And I'll Cackle Like A Witch And My Family Will Look

incredibly concerned for my sanity


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1 year ago

I would like to invite small amphibious creatures (i.e, frogs and toads) into my home, please explain how I would go about such an activity.


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1 year ago

You will not BELIEVE what I have just discovered.

If you drag the post button

A fun thing occurs

You figure out the rest


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1 year ago

Me: [listening to music]

Me:

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Me: Drat, I mistimed the daydream, gotta start over

Me: [restarts song]


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1 year ago

Sometimes I want to scream and flip tables and then immediately go back to whatever I was doing because I have work to do and don't have time for all this table flipping nonsense.


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