DbDtober Day 2! Philip Ojomo

DbDtober day 2! Philip Ojomo

Telemachus complains about a headache and Athena flips her shit because God damn it she's already trying to make sure this kid's dad gets home in one piece she CANNOT try to guide him through a teen pregnancy on top of that

yeah but like. He did kill that cow tho

Justice for Eurylochus. The man keeps getting blamed for a god killing over 500 men. He may have opened the bag to quell his own fears and doubts and anxieties, but he’s not the one who incurred the wrath of the god of the sea, which caused the god to take out the vast majority of the fleet.

Its not as funny without the sound BUT DAMN DOES THE SOUND MAKE IT FUNNY

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

Why is ketchup on a hotdog not more popular?? ITS THE ONLY NORMAL OPTION???