Got A PhD In Yappin'

 got a PhD in yappin'

My eyebags make me quirky

im a little goopy guy

anyone else ever too tired to sleep so they just melt into goop

Need a hug rn Or maybe a femboy calling me a good boy either or

These novice ass wizards don't even appreciate all forms of magic. Saying all this shit "Alchemy isn't a true form of magic and isn't important." Yeah say that shit when you forget your spell book and don't have a single health potion.

All of you will be in my suicide note xxx <3