Did I Miss A Software Update Of Human Because I Remember Being Taught About Reflexes With The Example

Did I miss a software update of human because I remember being taught about reflexes with the example of when you touch something hot and pull your hand away but I just don't do that

For context on why I'm saying this, I just burnt my fingertip bad by grabbing a burning log because poking sticks are for smart people only apparently

Someone smart please explain why nobody around me can hear some of the stuff I can hear like nobody around me gets to hear the electricity making noise in the walls or the sounds of the radio being on but turned low in a car outside???

How many shleeble coins do I owe for watching cat video?

Enjoy a video of me playing with my cats

*No audio*

@aesthetic-writer18

How did I fuck up an egg so much it tasted like lemon juice, like the stuff old ladies put on chicken and fish (sorry If you aren't an old lady and do that)

Tyty your the best

Oh fuck fuck fuck I got I was born for this and radio silence somehow while still staying deep in the closet and don't know which to read first @totalcharliespringsimp help please :3

What do you think of orange cat syndrome?

I like the lil fluff balls called cats so probably very positive