Hey Dude Im On Loves You Island And All Of Your Friends Are Here Too. What Time Are U Planning On Getting

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

On the long list of things America gets wrong I’m surprised lemonade is on there, but it makes sense if you think about it. Most American food and drink is fucked versions of other countries

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

in order to not succumb to sex negative conservatism you have to accept that people will get off to things that are upsetting to you. and you cannot assume anything about what they have or have not experienced, what they do or do not believe, and how they act based solely on what gets them off. even if it's extremely confusing and disturbing to you. there are people who have only ever had heterosexual vanilla sex in missionary with the lights off, who actively contribute to more real world harm than your average fetish artist. kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way.

Just a reminder to PLEASE tag anything to do with the advanced chapters of Wind and Truth as a spoiler so it can be blocked.

I cannot be the only one who is trying to avoid knowing anything at all about it before it’s published. I want to go in completely blind without an inkling of where it’s going when it is published in December.

Please tag your posts!

Everyone always talks about "You Cannot Have My Pain," and with good reason, but I think this is my favourite Dalinar moment