Anyway I Love Being Autistic

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Caillou gets kidnapped by Kanye West and saved by Donald Trump fanfic

“It was a beautiful sunny morning. The dew was shining off the grass, the birds were singing and Caillou was sleeping. It was 7:59 AM and almost time for Caillou to get up for school. 

As soon as the alarm clock rang 8 o’clock Caillou sprang out of his bed and got dressed. 

He ran downstairs because he could smell the bacon his mom was cooking him for breakfast. Caillou loved bacon and knew that only his mom could make the best bacon.

“Caillou breakfast is ready!” Shouted Doris to her son. “Oh! You’re already right here!”

“You knew I would be down here when I smelled it mommy!” Laughed Caillou. He was really excited to have his favorite breakfast meal.

Caillou ate breakfast and thanked his mom for making him such a fine meal.

“MMMmm that was delicious” Caillou said with delight.

He then went to his backpack which was already packed for him with all of the school supplies he would need for the school day. Next he put on his shoes and headed out the door.

“Bye mommy!” Shouted Caillou to his mom as he was heading out the door.

“Bye Caillou! Have a good day at school!” Shouted Doris back.

Caillou ran down to the bus stop at the corner of the street. He sat at it patiently waiting for the bus. It was running a few minutes late today.

“Hurry bus!” Thought Caillou to himself. He was all alone at the bus station so he really didn’t have anyone to talk to except himself.

Suddenly a car pulled up to the bus station, it was a white Lamborghini Urus. Caillou was quite surprised by this and was a little nervous. He had never seen a car like it before let alone had never seen a car pull up to the bus stop. Caillou knew that his friends didn’t have parents with a car like that.

Then all of a sudden the drivers side door opened and a tall black man emerged from the car. He glanced at Caillou and shouted “Hey kid! Do you know who I am?”

Caillou noticed that he was wearing very nice clothing and looked very rich. His parents told him not to talk to strangers, but Caillou thought he could let this one slide for the reason that he looked really famous.

“Wooow!” Caillou said “Who are you??” Caillous was amazed and reassured by the man.

“I am the world famous Kanye West!” Said Kanye “I make and produce music for the world to hear!”

“Wow! What kind of music do you make?” Said Caillou.

“Well I am best known for my pieces Stronger and Good Morning.” Kanye said.

“My mommy doesn’t let me listen to your music! She says it’s inappropriate!” Caillou said.

“Come with me little boy and I will give you all the fame and riches that you desire!* Said kanye with an inviting voice.

“Yes please!” Caillou said. He was really excited to become famous and started imagining himself as a superstar. He got into Kanye’s car and he drove away with Caillou to Hollywood. It would take them a few days to get to Hollywood.

The school day had passed and Caillou had not come home. His parents were really concerned because 2 hours had passed since school passed. 

“Let’s call the school I’m getting really worried about Caillou.” Said Doris getting more and more worried about the situation.

“That kid is so fucking dead when he gets home” Said Boris.

A day had passed since Caillou went missing, Boris and Doris had decided to file a missing child report to the police. A nation wide amber alert was issued and everyone was looking for Caillou who was still on his way to Hollywood.

A few days had passed and they finally made it to Hollywood.

“We made it!” Shouted Caillou. Caillou was happy that he was gonna be a star now.

It was found out that there was cctv footage of the kidnapping. Kanye’s face happened to be seen very clearly in the tape. The country was outraged that Kanye could do such a terrible thing to Caillou.

The country was so riled up about it that the president had to step in. Donald J Trump set off from the white house right away and set off to Hollywood with an army of black Ford Raptor trucks behind him.

Night was setting and Kanye had dressed up Caillou in a nice suit and was about to take him to the theater.

Then suddenly there was a loud and violent knock at the door.

“THIS IS THE PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE OF THE US ARMY OPEN UP!!” Screamed a voice behind the door.

“What the hell!?!” Kanye said with extreme confusion. He knew that he was in big trouble for taking Caillou across the country with him.

The task force broke down the door and 28 agents stormed the house. Everyone in the house was on the ground and were getting arrested.

But then without warning a large explosion came from the area where the agents were taking down Kanye. He had gone into super Kanye mode and was outraged that the country would play him like this.

He killed all the agents in the house with super hot laser eyes and then as he was about to escape a big voice called to him from out across the street.

“KANYE!!” it was Donald Trump who had prepared for this moment. He was floating in the air and his hands were glowing red, white and blue. “I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU!! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY! YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!!”

Donald charged at Kanye with his powered fists but missed. The impact hit the Kardashian’s household crumbling the place to dust. Kanye was outraged by this and shot a ray of light and power out of his hands.

It hit Trump right in the chest and he was seriously injured. Nobody thought he would be able to make it through this. But then suddenly Donald remembered that he was doing this to save Caillou. This made Trump get back up on his feet. He swung back with a giant neon gavel that pounded Kanye into the ground.

Kanye was dead and Caillou was saved.

“Wow you saved me!” Said Caillou “But why was he so bad”

“Because everyone was looking for you Caillou. I never trusted his dark face around my office anyway” Donald said. “Now let’s get you home to your family”

Caillou was sent home and his parents were relieved to see him.

“Oh my goodness! I thought I would never see my little boy ever again!” Said Doris with tears in her eyes.

“Caillou we were so worried about you! Promise us you won’t ever go with a stranger ever again!” Boris said.

After that day Caillou looks up to the president who saved him from his grave danger of being with Kanye. He is thankful of being able to live a normal life again. He certainly wont be going near a stranger anytime soon. Especially near a black guy in a Lamborghini.

THE END.

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