oxenfresian

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G/t Prompt List

G/t prompt list

- ERMMMM… THAT JUST HAPPENED!

- HE’S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISNT HE?

- WELL… THIS IS AWKWARD!

- YIKES… THATS GOTTA HURT!

- OH… ER… DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD…?

- THATS FOR ALMOST GETTING ME KILLED…. AND THATS FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

- NOW, IF I WAS A BORROWER… WHERE WOULD I HIDE…?

- GUYS… WE’VE GOT COMPANY!

- ER… THAT SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD!

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oxenfresian

1 year ago

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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oxenfresian

1 year ago

I dislike scavengers in wof. Not because of the usual reason of “I came to wof to read about dragons not humans” (I actually really like the idea of how humans would work in a world of dragons) it’s just that any story that turns humans into anything equivalent to pets is a massive ick for me, regardless of how much sense it makes in story

this also kinda ruins Winter for me since he still treats scavengers like unintelligent animals (I still love him though its just when he talks about scavengers I just can deal with it)

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god yeah i feel like it could've been handled with so much more grace than it was like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 idk i know its probably not the exact same as you feel but it really feel like they just went “haha wow thats crazy this species is intelligent whoops we'll make aure no one eats you now!!” but like idk how to explain my thoughts properly i guess just make it a bit more horrifying and handle it better!!! its not a cute silly thing that these intelligent sentient critters are kept as pets

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oxenfresian

1 year ago