Making Jokes About Noir Being Colorblind/not Understanding Colors Is How We Cope With How Unbelievably

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

thinking about the internet themed crayons again

Cyanometer - an instrument for measuring blueness, specifically the color intensity of blue sky - attributed to Horace-Bénédict de Saussure and Alexander von Humboldt

Multicolored Library of the World’s Ochre Pigments, 

Archived by Heidi Gustafson

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess