Straight Men Have The Worst Takes, As Proven By The Fact That Elizabeth Swann Gave Up Her Life As The

Straight men have the worst takes, as proven by the fact that Elizabeth Swann gave up her life as the pirate king and endless ghostly fuck sessions with her hot ass ghost king husband so she could live on the boring land where she could only fuck him every ten years.

That and the fact that she never had a kick-ass daughter who's not only a tough as nails, wily pirate raised by the best pirate of all the seven seas, but also a wise and noble adventurer and philanthropist as kind and knowledgable as her ghost dad.

Just saying.

That's an awful take.

I’m not trying to brag, but I have been self-quarantining since before it was cool.

if i see another post shitting on fitz i WILL yeet myself into the stratosphere

At some point Shannon is just gonna be like jk I’m just gonna get Sophie with Dex and we’re all just gonna have to deal with the chaos.

YALL

listen

lisTEN

okay so you know how our wonderboy fitzy supposedly has wavy rockstar hair?? and l*ura does him dirty by drawing him with straight hair lookin’ like a hot mess ?

however - a concept: fitz actually has really curly hair and just straightens it with elixirs or whatever

i cant believe instagram chose the silveny scene over the aurenflare one. i hate it here