We Couldve Had This With Itto. Wriothesley.

We could’ve had this with Itto. Wriothesley.

But OH MY GOD BICEPS EHEHEHEEHEHEHE

Hoyo robbed us fr 😔

*September 1st on Tumblr*

Enjoy me having an existential crisis while watching In The Tall Grass through WhatsApp screenshots 👍

Spoilers for In The Tall Grass below the cut (obviously)

Chat I don’t think I overreacted too much

I’d like to add:

First time smut writer: Uhhh…I hope this is good enough? It’s only a scene in the middle, you can skip it if you want…sorry if it’s not that good I haven’t written much like this before don’t shame me-

Seasoned smut reader:

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

Every day I’m haunted by the fact Jiaoqiu canonically attacks people by throwing spices onto the battlefield

He as-salts them

*chorus of boos from the background*

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did