Peter: I Dont Care What Anybody Says, I Stand By What I Think: Nachos Are Real.
Peter: I don’t care what anybody says, I stand by what I think: nachos are real.
Tony: Who-who opposed???
Harley: I’m just saying...they’re a bit sus...
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