Updated!

Updated!

So I just moved to another country and I have a lot of appointments, generally this year is going to be a hell of a ride. I won't be able to post regularly not only because of the many appointments but also because I live now in a very rural area. The internet I have has a limit making me less active with uploads.

I still planned to upload art or writings like once or twice a week but I can't promise anything.

Thank you for reading!

How I imagine the OG Billy and piss Billy prepare their avocado

It's almost midnight and my brain blessed me with these thoughts

Billy lenz:

📞OG billy has no fucking idea what an avocado is and assumes it's a weird green potato so he just fucking PEELS it like a maniac

📞Tbh we would be lucky if he doesn't straight up bite it like an apple, probably also eats the fucking shell and gnaws at the nut like a dog

📞If the avocado is really ripe he probably just squeezes it into a green pulp, he thinks it funny how soft it is and laughs. Warning here he will throw the green mess at you

📞He really likes guacamole tho, but the kitchen will be a mess and several avocados had gone through a homicide, so just prepare it for him

Piss billy:

🍪He knows how to prepare an avocado, he is just too lazy to do it. Why do all the work when you can just straight up cut it like a tomato?? He also has a lot of access anger and he would use it to make this abomination

🍪He doesn't even like avocado, why would you give him this shit?? His face would become even more grumpier looking then before, if it is even possible

🍪Probably is allergic against it, like he takes a bite and that bad boy has to go to the emergency clinic

🍪Guacamole tho?? If you can make it really well, fucking hide it, he will eat that shit at 3 am like a goblin and gasps for air at the same time because his breathing pipe begins to swell up

All in all?? They are a fucking mess don't give them avocado

👏if👏you👏are👏 around👏 5'1/5'2 👏and👏 don't👏bury👏 your👏face👏full👏with👏 slasher👏tiddys👏and👏geting👏suffocated 👏by👏 those👏enormous👏 honker👏 donkers👏what👏is👏even👏 the👏point 👏of👏live??👏

Like??? I refuse to die if it isn't death by slasher milkers

Doodles because I really want to get a hug from big stabby man.

What do you mean you rather kill me with your bare hands then give me goodnight kissies???

That's illegal >:(((

Y'all want some uuuuuuuhhhh,,, billy lenz???

I couldn't decide which one is better so have both :)

He became more of a twink then I originally planned but I still think it looks good. Also I have no idea if it is noticeable, but I play around with shadows and light resources more, so it took me a whole fucking day to finish this, I did brighten up the picture quite a lot so it probably isn't as prominent

I don't really believe in that stuff but I have nothing to lose :) I genuinely hope my wish comes true

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)