That's A Lotta Blogs

That's a lotta blogs

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I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

YOUR IN THE RAT SERVER ARENT YOU

MAYBE.....

⋆ ༺ 𓆩𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝒶 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓎!𓆪 ༻ ⋆

This is a new Pizza Tower au I’ve came up with! It’s called the Tea Party au! (Story and characters under cut)

𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎-

Peppino Soaghetti is a minimum wage worker for a mass corporation drink speciality shop know Tea Fortune, his boss Mr.Smile told Peppino about its rival business, the Tea Tower, Mr.Smile’s plan? Destroy it and watch the owner crumble! So he tells Peppino to go destroy the tower, of course Peppino tries to refuse but with his job on the line he simply had to do it, so he’s sent off to destroy the dreams of the happy small business owner Sconehead, and their employees.

𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈-

𝒫𝑒𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑜 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝑔𝒽𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾:

A minimum wage employee who hates his job a lot, he dreams of running his own pizzeria one day but with the look of his life and age (46) there doesn’t seem to be a lot of hope yet he still keeps going

𝑀𝓇.𝒮𝓂𝒾𝓁𝑒:

The CEO and owner of Tea Fortune! He’s never seen without a smile rather it be happy,smug,or evil. He always wants to get his way and will do anything to get that, even if it means destroying the lives of others

𝒮𝒸𝑜𝓃𝑒𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹:

The owner of the Tea Tower! The Tea Tower has been in business in the family for centuries and this is the newest heir to the tower! They’re are dedicated to keeping the tower running! Losing the tower would mean they failed their one job….

𝑀𝓊𝒻𝒻𝒾𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓃:

The tower’s perfect pastry chef! Snobbish and rude but makes a mean pastry and will defend the tower and his perfect creations with his life.

𝒫𝓊𝓇é𝑒:

The tower’s body guard and jam maker. He owns the jam farm that creates this tower’s delicious jams! He also has a knack for fighting for what’s right! He will defend this tower with honor and dignity!

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒯𝑒𝒶:

The tower’s tea maker! He makes the tea that’s served in this wonderful tower and he brings entertainment to the citizens that reside there as well! He’s met Peppino before and used to take pity on him and his sad life but seeing as he now wanted to destroy the tower, he is ready to pound Peppino into a bloody pulp!

𝒞𝒶𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒:

The Tea’s lovely wife and the coffee brewer of the tower! She makes some mean coffee but don’t trust her with literally anything else, much of her food will poison you and leave you as sick as a sea slug.

𝐹𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒫𝑒𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑜/𝐵𝓇𝓊𝓃𝑜:

Nobody knows when he came to the tower but he suddenly showed up one day and advertised his business as the best pastry shop in the tower, it was called Tea Fortune 2 but nobody really visited. This clone has a high ego and is very narcissistic and will get mad at anyone who insults his pastries

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Thank you for reading this random au I made up!

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

hey, so uh, haha, funny thing...

i've heard you apparently hate my wife... is this true?

/silly

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Based on a funni meme I saw today