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Brainrot

they/it/he in order of prefrence. i got the 'tism(autism). im a minor. Hellenistic convert in progress. https://parisite.carrd.co/

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Shaved The Sides Of My Head For A Mohawk And My Grandma Went OOO LET ME TOUCH YOUR HEAD

Shaved the sides of my head for a mohawk and my grandma went “OOO LET ME TOUCH YOUR HEAD”

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1 year ago

I wanna hug Brett so bad. I want him to tell me all his troubles. Poor traumatised baby:(

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brett hand brett hand my beloved i want to have his babies hes so scrunkly I LOVE HIM Hes so traumatized I just want to pet him and tell him I love him ○Inside job

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1 year ago

Carried my little sister to the car i feel so parental someone please rid me of my baby fever

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big brothering rn baby fever she’s actually seven but yk someome help i cant stop thinking about babies

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1 year ago

Sis shut the fuck up and get a life

Or, how about instead of hating on someone for no reason and not even being brave enough actually tell me who you are…YOU get a life. I am not claiming i do nothing wrong but i am claiming you are a coward.

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1 year ago

My dad is friends with a guy who knows Cory Wong, he is also obsessed with Cory wong. This has lead to them having one single interaction and my dad now thinking they are besties.

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cory wong vulfpeck see im not fatherless dads are weird i love my dad so much hes probably neurodivergent tbh

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1 year ago

i was watching south park earlier and practicing drawing expressions but i got lazy in the end and just drew “canadian” and its ike

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south park ike broflovski south park canadians i dont have a picture cause im posting this from a PC drawing

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