I Got Something From The Vending Machine At Work Again Today, And I Noticed That It Seems Slot 66 Always

I got something from the vending machine at work again today, and I noticed that it seems slot 66 always has something red. Last time, it was a cherry pie. Today, it was a strawberry-jam-filled honey bun. Behind the honey bun was a package of two raspberry Twinkies. I will keep updating if I notice any more changes.

My friend and I were talking about lunch and what snacks we wanted, and I asked if she was allergic to anything. She said “cats” and tbh that was a rather horrifying moment before I realised she didn’t mean for eating.

I FORGOT TO UPDATE ON THE VENDING MACHINE’S SLOT 66

Okay so I got the raspberry Twinkies, but unlike what I was expecting, they were just regular Twinkies with a raspberry-flavored coating. They were incredibly far too sweet, and I had a hard time finishing them. Anyways.

My dude just brought a bag of sausages to work for lunch. Not even in their regular packaging, just a large ziplock bag of sausages.

What a legend.

I know I said “good 4 u” was at my ex best friend, but I don’t really associate it with her, because my little brother introduced me to it in the same hour that I started reading Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo and I always think of Kaz and Inej because of it. Good times.

THERE WAS A BLUE FOOD IN SLOT 66

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

I ate it, because I was hungry and it was a bear claw (blueberry flavored), but I’ve never seen anything BLUE in there HOW did that happen

Red stuff behind it, great, but it was BLUE FOOD in a strictly RED FOOD SLOT

IT’S SLOT 66 IT’S MEANT FOR RED FOOD WHAT HAPPENED