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shrimp miku

this is so scary. how long has he been here.

good morning everybody

mother, I'm at home

What if The Doctor was asked to pose for some photoshoot? Nine opens a series of "The Doctor × Posing" arts

Stay tuned!

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

I know a lot of trans people are scared for their futures right now. Do not let your spirit be crushed.

they really let this mf clock into work lookin like this

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Everyone stop and read this thread about the most insane parts of Star Wars canon.

Why do so many words for dead body start with C. Carcass. Corpse. Caviar.

miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript

David from AOM I think

even our ancestors sang Popipo

Phonetic Gallifreyan Weekend - Sentence 87: All these squares make a circle

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

takin' over the asylum more like takin' over my brain ahaha (part 2)

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

do yall think there is a universe where Jason was given to one direction instead of the wolves

I’ve decided that I need to embrace the cringe