pasteldritchwhispers

It Speaks!

Your local eldritch fractions of scattered thoughts. Originally intended as a funnie out of context poster but I stopped doing that a few years ago lmao. Mostly inactive after giving myself free reign on a sideblog @ghhhhflublub

319 posts

The Fashion Monarchy

I don't tuck my shirt in. Why? Because I'm an informal son of a bitch and I don't care about royalty! I'll kill them with my bare hands !

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pasteldritchwhispers

5 years ago

My boyfriend: *does literally anything*

Me: nghHH FUCK IM GAY

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apologies abt being gay on main but I cannot deny I also love me a boy and I can feel this on a spiritual level so I am obligated to reblog this if only for myself

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pasteldritchwhispers

5 years ago

Me?

You ever just... yell about #eldritch??

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hello this post is directed directly at me ooops

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pasteldritchwhispers

5 years ago

Femme 3000 eyed beast

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

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eldritch you fool you absolute buffoon that's what i already am except very lowkey femme and completely accidentally so like thanks for assigning me exactly what i am appreciated 👌👌

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pasteldritchwhispers

5 years ago

"Add purples and you'd be golden" technically you'd need yellow/orange to be golden :^)

I MEAN ON MY AESTHETIC, I Z Z

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it listens shitpost IT IS AN EXPRESSION DON'T NITPICK ME

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pasteldritchwhispers

5 years ago

Unfortunately for you, I have neither clout OR dignity

Promo Me? Aw Man!

Please I need some clout in order to get some dignity on this website.

1 reblog = 1 epic point

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i know i said I'd make myself more active but.. im a liar take this instead it listens

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