Somewhere Around Barstow On The Edge Of The Desert

somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

Somewhere in the vicinity of Greensboro, NC there is a big billboard by the interstate that says

THIS IS

MAGA

COUNTRY

and there must be something really wrong with people down there. How has no one managed to sneak up at night and change "MAGA" to "BAT" yet?

sage

I don't believe in astrology but I do know the basics of it and I cannot keep myself from reading things that are maybe supposed to be funny. So today I saw a thing of "astrology signs as spices", and for Pisces it had sage, noting that it was "weird as fuck and pretty much only used for magic". And I mentally said "also sausage". Then I thought about a specific ex of mine, who was kind of batshit insane, and also a Pisces. And wow, that one kind of fits, especially with the edit.

Due to a sad and unfortunate incident two days ago, blue jays now follow the cat around and scream at him. Sometimes they dive at him.

It wasn't even his fault and he didn't do anything. He would have, because he is a cat, but he didn't. He was just there. The real killer was a snake, and he has a witness.

loss

I still hope Mark Zuckerberg gets fleas. And maybe has a small bug crawl into his ear.

I would much rather have my shit back, though.

The birdbath has to be refilled often this time of year.