Grackle Of The Day.

Grackle of the day.

The birdbath has to be refilled often this time of year.

sage

I don't believe in astrology but I do know the basics of it and I cannot keep myself from reading things that are maybe supposed to be funny. So today I saw a thing of "astrology signs as spices", and for Pisces it had sage, noting that it was "weird as fuck and pretty much only used for magic". And I mentally said "also sausage". Then I thought about a specific ex of mine, who was kind of batshit insane, and also a Pisces. And wow, that one kind of fits, especially with the edit.

cat show

midnight

me: if I fall asleep right this minute I can get five and a half hours of sleep before I get up for work

12:15 am

me <staring angrily into the dark>

12:30 am

me <finally starting to drift off a little, still angry>

12:45 am

my cats: IT'S TIME FOR A RODEO! WE'RE GONNA HAVE WRASSLIN' AND RACIN', RIOT AND RUMPUS! WE'LL DO A SPECIAL HALFTIME ACROBATICS EXHIBITION ROUTINE AND CONFIRM THAT GRAVITY STILL WORKS! THEN IT'S BACK TO CHAOS AND PANDEMONIUM WITH RUNNING AMOK IN A BARREL-RACING GRAND FINALE! YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAW!

me: FML <pulling pillow over face>