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"Hancock Is Supposed To Be Scary"

"Hancock is supposed to be scary"

True true, but you missed one thing. I'm a whore, you idiot

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More Posts from Pathetichimbos

3 years ago

Full offense at the random noises in my house, you're distracting me from writing Thomas Hewitt fanfiction and we don't tolerate that in this household.


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3 years ago

Spell Out Your Love

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees/GN!Witch!Reader

SFW/Fluff

TW: None! Just pure fluffy bliss

As a witch you cast spells on an almost daily basis, including a protection and healing spell for your undead boyfriend before he goes out to take care of Trespassers or check traps… And you never forget to activate them!

You shut your eyes as you let the Magick wash over you, feeling every part of it ignite your soul as you whispered the incantation for the spell you were performing.

You could feel your body buzzing with the power as you pushed your intentions into the candle in front of you, the energy coursing through your veins.

You imagined the power slipping from your fingertips and into the wax of the unlit candle as you coated it with the magickal mix you had prepared beforehand.

All that was left was to light the candle, which you did with your handy matchbox you always kept for your craft, the burning wood felt more powerful to you than any lighter.

You lit the wick of the candle, light slowly seeping into the darkness around you as the spell was activated and the Magick was working it’s way through the cabin.

It was a simple spell to protect the cabin, as you and your boyfriend had spotted some teenagers out and about by the lake today on your daily walk and the last thing you wanted was for one of them to bring their negative energy into your home in an attempt to ask you for help.

You could hear your boyfriends footsteps as he approached the door of what was referred to as your ‘Magick Room’, the room you kept your Altar and other magickal items in.

He waited patiently outside of the door, not wanting to interrupt your spell.

You stood with a chuckle and walked to the door, your bare feet silent against the wooden floor.

You swung the door open to greet him, a smirk on your face as you decided to have a little fun.

“I thought you’d left, Jason.” You said nonchalantly as you could, unable to repress your smile.

Jason shook his head, a small smile under his mask as he waited for you.

“Is something wrong?” You asked, walking past him and into the living room where the front door was.

He shook his head again, his smile fading a little as he began to wonder if you had forgotten.

“Oh?” You asked, peeking out of the screen door to see if the teens had decided to camp anywhere close, but they hadn’t, thankfully, “Do you need something, then?”

Jason nodded, walking up to you and bending down slightly.

“What is it you need?” You asked, copying his signature head tilt.

He tapped his mask, confused as to how you could have forgotten the most important part.

“Mmm…” You scrunched your nose and rubbed your chin, “You want me to… Clean your mask?”

He shook his head.

“You want me to… Get you a snack?”

He shook his head again.

“What else, what else…” You sighed dramatically as you tapped your foot against the floor.

“Wait… I know!” You smiled, watching as he lit up, “You need me to activate your protection, don’t you!?”

He nodded excitedly like a puppy who was asked if they wanted a treat.

“How could I forget!?” You gasped before grabbing his head and pulling him close.

“MWAH! Protection!” You placed a kiss over his cheek, “MWAH! Healing!” You placed a kiss on his nose, “MWAH! Luck!” You placed a kiss on his forehead.

Jason was practically glowing, a huge smile under his mask as he made his way out the door.

“Wait!” You called out, grabbing his arm, “I forgot one!”

He turned back and tilted his head, thinking over to see if you had forgotten one, but you hadn’t.

“MWAH!” You pulled up his mask and kissed his lips, pulling him down by his shirt collar. “That one’s just ‘cause I love you!”

Jason couldn’t have left the cabin happier.


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3 years ago

AHHH THIS IS SO CUTE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Slashers Giving Their S/o Flowers~

✨🌸Slashers giving their s/o flowers~✨🌸

✨🌸Since Valentines Day is coming up I'm gonna attempt to write Valentine-themed imagines/hc~!✨🌸

✨🌸Let me know what you think! Also of you wish please listen to the song as you read!~✨🌸

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Slashers Giving Their S/o Flowers~

Micheal🐈‍⬛: ✨🌸he already knows you've had a bad day and deep down that makes him feel.. Bad~!✨🌸

✨🌸micheal does not like seeing you sad/upset!~✨🌸

✨🌸He can remember one time as a little boy when he was out with his mom (you know before he got locked up) this really nice lady handing out flowers!✨🌸

✨🌸So that gave him the idea to go find you some!✨🌸

✨🌸You asked him why he was leaving again but no reply✨🌸

✨🌸You shrugged it off and went about doing whatever it was you were doing~✨🌸

✨🌸fair warning Michael WON’T settle for any old flower Bouquet~!✨🌸

✨🌸Micheal wants the prettiest the most gorgeous flowers for you✨🌸

✨🌸He spends HOURS looking for the perfect bouquet~✨🌸

✨🌸Once he does he quickly returns home✨🌸

✨🌸you were in the kitchen fixing a late-night snack when you hear Michael come in✨🌸

✨🌸You greeted (again) like you always do but this time his hands are behind his back✨🌸

✨🌸is he.. Nervous?✨🌸

✨🌸he pats you're head and holds the bouquet of roses out in front of him waiting for you're response~✨🌸

✨🌸You might not know but his heart is pounding! What if you don't like them? what if you don't like the color he picked? Are they enough?✨🌸

✨🌸When you take the flowers with excitement and quickly kiss his cheek Michael is.. Shook✨🌸

✨🌸Seeing you're happy smile is honestly the most beautiful thing Michael has seen!✨🌸

✨🌸Aww Mikey you CAN be romantic!✨🌸

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Slashers Giving Their S/o Flowers~

🕯️Vincent Sinclair:✨🌸Honestly he felt bad after you standing for him against bo✨🌸

✨🌸Being in Ambrose can be tough and he knew that you were giving up a lot to be with him✨🌸

✨🌸He felt bad so he went out to find some flowers for you!~✨🌸

✨🌸He knew it wasn't much but he wanted you to know he was very grateful for you~✨🌸

✨🌸Him being the artist he is he wasn't gonna settle for just any bouquet!✨🌸

✨🌸He ended up coming up with a very unique bouquet!~✨🌸

✨🌸He even added a little note and put them in a nice vase for you~!✨🌸

✨🌸He put them in you're shared bedroom and waited for you to find them✨🌸

✨🌸When you went to grab you're coat you saw the prettiest bouquet of roses~! They were different colors! Most of them were you're favorite color~!✨🌸

✨🌸You read the note and ran to find Vinny (it wasn't hard) but nonetheless you Practically jumped in his arms~!✨🌸

✨🌸He’s happy you like them! ✨🌸

✨🌸From this moment on he gets you flower more often!✨🌸

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Slashers Giving Their S/o Flowers~

🦊Jason:✨🌸Jason simply found the bouquet laying in one of the cabins and immediately thought of you!✨🌸

✨🌸they were bright colorful roses wrapped together in a beautiful white ribbon~!✨🌸

✨🌸They were almost as beautiful as you✨🌸

✨🌸So Jason grabbed them and started his walk to the cabin✨🌸

✨🌸The whole way back jay thought about all sorts of things!: would you like them? What if you don't?! Are the colors to bright?!✨🌸

✨🌸He honestly got nervous!✨🌸

✨🌸when he came home and walked in you were sitting on the couch reading you're favorite book~!✨🌸

✨🌸You turned and greeted him like you always do!~✨🌸

✨🌸You asked him what he was hiding and he stiffed up✨🌸

✨🌸he was much more nervous about it than Michael!~✨🌸

✨🌸finally you coached him to hand whatever it was over✨🌸

✨🌸When he held out the bouquet you took them from him Excitedly and kissed his masked cheek✨🌸

✨🌸You couldn't tell but he was BLUSHING✨🌸

✨🌸Hearing how much you loved them and him made his heart race with joy~!✨🌸

✨🌸From there on out he tries to keep on eye out for more flowers!~✨🌸

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3 years ago

Ahhhh I love it!!!!!! Thank you so much 💓💕💗

Not to be annoying but I love your writing and I got another idea!

Imagine the slashers seeing their normally cheerful s/o get angry and upset about something and they comfort them and help them calm down

If you're not comfortable with this it's okay to just skip it!!

I hope you're doing great!!! Sending all the good vibes!!! <333

✨💕ugh omg I almost spit my drink..! Love you ARE NOT annoying my followers are very dear to me and I love each and every one! (although just tell him if I'm to much~)✨💕

✨💕So I only did a couple from my list that I mainly write for so please tell me if there's anything I can add or take away! Also this might be kinda short I have exams tomorrow morning TT✨💕

✨💕(also if you wish listen to the song as you read!~✨💕)

Not To Be Annoying But I Love Your Writing And I Got Another Idea!

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Micheal🐈‍⬛:✨💕Right off the bat Michael loves how cheery you are!✨💕

✨💕Will he ever tell you this? No..it’s Michael 😮‍💨✨💕

✨💕So you can pretty much guess he was SHOOK to find you crying at the kitchen table✨💕

✨💕This being Michael Myers he's first thought was someone might have hurt you in someway✨💕

✨💕So he goes and checks the house (literally inside and out) but found no sign of anyone but you and him (and the stray cat he Secretly feeds but shh he doesn't know you know y/n)✨💕

✨💕so as he returned to the kitchen he's heart breaks ever so slightly 🤏✨💕

✨💕Like y/n what's wrong? He TRIES to pat you're back in a comforting way but it's stiff like a board✨💕

✨💕He’s trying y/n~!✨💕

✨💕Micheal WILL want to know why you're so upset I mean it has to be serious?!✨💕

✨💕If someone upset you? He'll kill them (literally)✨💕

✨💕or they put their hands on you? Oh baby no Michael won't have that either✨💕

✨💕If you're simply having a bad Michael will stay with you!~ he'll even skip his usual hunt!~✨💕

✨💕Like I've said Michael sees you as his there for he MUST protect what's his even if that means no killing (for the night anyway~✨💕

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Not To Be Annoying But I Love Your Writing And I Got Another Idea!

Jason🦊:✨💕when he came home from wandering the woods he didn't expect to find you crying on the couch✨💕

✨💕Let me tell you this man? HE MOVES SO FAST TO GET TO YOU Y/N✨💕

✨💕His precious s/o CRYING?!?!?✨💕

✨💕Please tell him what's wrong he wants to fix it!!✨💕

✨💕WILL NOT LEAVE YOU’RE SIDE✨💕

✨💕jay is a total little love bug and he wants to keep you safe!✨💕

✨💕Like Michael he'll hurt (kill) anyone who harms you in anyway!✨💕

✨💕Gives the best cuddles honestly✨💕

✨💕Will totally cook for you if you wish!✨💕

✨💕Jay will do anything to see you smile! You're bright personality is just one of the BILLION reasons he fell in love with you!✨💕

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Not To Be Annoying But I Love Your Writing And I Got Another Idea!

🌟Brahms:✨💕my have the tables turned y/n~✨💕

✨💕Just kidding love!~✨💕

✨💕Brahms is very very very SHOCKED by this✨💕

✨💕 As he comes in gonna ask you a question he finds you SOBBING you're beautiful eyes out?!✨💕

✨💕He honestly doesn't know what to do at first!✨💕

✨💕So he just does what you do when HE’S sad~✨💕

✨💕He’ll hum to you (he has a nice voice honestly)✨💕

✨💕He even grabs a couple of tissues and wipes you're tears away~✨💕

✨💕like Michael he’ll pretty much demand you tell him what's wrong but in a loving way of course~!✨💕

✨💕For today he’ll be you're butler anything you want and it's yours~!✨💕

✨💕Hot tea? Done!✨💕

✨💕Candy? Done!✨💕

✨💕Extra blanket? Done!✨💕

✨💕Cuddles?!?!! DOUBLE DONE!✨💕

✨💕He gets to stay in bed all day AND cuddle you?!?✨💕

✨💕Double win!~✨💕

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✨💕Hihi love! It's me angel I just wanted to say!✨💕

✨💕Thank you for supporting my work! ^^ it means so much! And I hope you're doing fantastic love!~✨💕

3 years ago

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are


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