Me An' My Bro

Me an' my bro

Bruuuuuh

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

I cant stop giggling every time I read color chips' Russian translation.

Я пришла поделиться летучей мышью из клячки, которую мне слепили.

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

I want to bite the circuit board and crunch it like a fucking candy.