Yesterday, I Drew A Horse

Yesterday, I drew a horse

It's pink, cus' I love pink.

А я чё, а я подписи придумывать не умею.

I want to bite the circuit board and crunch it like a fucking candy.

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth