Its Cormac Were Castrating Cormac

it’s cormac we’re castrating cormac

it was vespers idea

but now they don’t condone

Literally what I thought of when I saw it

@anarchist-furby-666

BOUNCING OFF THE WAAAAALLS

The neurodivergent urge to do this

As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.

I see I’m not alone

The most unrealistic part about Amphibia is that Darcy isn’t collapsing into wheezes when she fights Sasha.

The girl skips gym, we have proof.

Can you imagine:

Darcy: Wait, wait, give us a second… Oh, this body has terrible stamina. Why did we pick a thirteen year old for a host?

My friend forced me to watch our flag means death. (You know who you are) I both regret it and do not. I am only 4 episodes in and can tell this will cause me emotional damage. But ya know, sometimes sacrifices must be made for a really good show