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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

It's been chaos ever since

Heyyyyyy Minecraft Story Mode fandom

So I started watching a new smp...

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

I hate this so much.

"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("

Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.

wait why does this look kinda good

Look at these koi

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.

director a second popcorn bomb has hit the sports shop

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.