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Truly though, Poseidon went soft after the Odyssey. Luke Castellan had the audacity to piss off Poseidon's only living Demigod son and then LIVED ON A BOAT AND POSEIDONS JUST LIKE "hahaha yeah cool bro." When the Odyssey is actually just a thing that happened historically in cannon. Odysseus is in Elysium with Penelope FUMMING when Luke walks in and tells him his story "THAT SON OF A BITCH LET ME DRIFT AT SEA FOR 11 YEARS AND HE NEVER EVEN ROCKED YOUR BOAT A LITTLE???" (Non of yall should be surprised I got into Epic)

percy jackson: *ignored by poseidon*

odysseus: how does it feel to be living MY DREAM

Hermes in greek mythology: The great Hermes. Slayer of giants.

Hermes in PJO: ALEXANDER HAMILTON-

Hermes in EPIC: *dolphin laugh*

Life advice

Percy: Man, I wish the gods noticed us for once-

Odysseus: *Grabs Percy by the shoulders* No you don't.

Percy: Wha-

Odysseus: No, you don't. Go live your life, run free, stay in school, start a family whatever you do just don't be a favorite of the Gods. Stay neglected by them, trust me.

Percy: Wait- you're Odysseus, that's so cool! Wait aren't you a favorite of the gods-?

Odysseus: Yes and believe me when I say it's not as glorifying as you think it is-

Zeus: OOOOH ODYSSEUS~!! WHO WANTS SOME GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT US GENEROUS GODS WANNA OH SO DEARLY GIVE TO YOU~!?

Odysseus: FUCK THEY FOUND ME-! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF-!

Calypso is not a character that I LIKE but she is a character that I want to study like a bug

why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?

ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.

hey, that sad and decrepit old man is also a sweet and pathetic darling babygirl and if you cannot understand that, then all hope is lost for you

Eurylochus: Captain, what’s the plan to fight Scylla?

Odysseus:

More >:^)

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

"We need more male SA representation!!!"

Y’all couldn’t even handle him💀

BY INSERTING ODYSSEUS’S MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND HIS SUICIDAL THOUGHTS JAY HAS ACTUALLY MADE LOVE IN PARADISE SO MUCH MORE ANGSTY OMG???

The dissociation—Odysseus was in no shape to carry on. Jay didn’t even need to bring up anything abt s.a. that happened on the island—just a simple comparison between the behaviors of Odysseus when he arrived and that of Odysseus seven years later: just look what happened on this island that caused him to breakdown so thoroughly. This is so perfectly done.

Lumity week day 7: Free day!!

SAVE ME PIRATE X MERMAID AU SAVE ME

nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.

"So that day, in music assembly, the teacher asked who knew the valley song. Your hand shot right up in the air. She stood you up on a stool and had you sing it for us. And I swear, every bird outside the windows fell silent. [...] And right when your song ended, I knew—just like your mother—I was a goner.” [Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

rewatching toh

Biblically accurate Flapjack lol

(im trying to work with different textures and tried to make his wood form like an actual wood carving but looks a little wonky)

so like autism is a spectrum. and i hc both amity and luz as autistic, though i also think luz has combined type adhd. but i wanna talk about how cool it is that both characters display forms of neurodivergency in different ways. imo amity is a little less outwardly neurodivergent because she is super repressed. i see her as the autistic girl that like taught herself social skills by mimicking and basically doing whatever she could to look nt, which is part of why she initially hung out with bullies alongside her parents basically forcing her to. she looks socially adept from the outside looking in, she's popular and brooding and has the "right" style etc

luz is a little more obviously neurodivergent. she's super sociable in the sense that she craves social interaction and wants friends but she just doesnt know how to make it happen. luz is just generally a more extraverted person and therefore shows her differences a bit more overtly in the sense that she displays "weird" or "intense" interests, doesn't dress typically, doesn't make friends as easily and gravitates towards other people who dont fit in, etc

anyway this could be more cohesive but its 4 in the morning and im just out here special interesting thanks for listening to my ted talk

Autistic amity hc dump please

Oooo okay

Amity doesn't clearly stim very often unless she's really excited, like in WILW, but she often plays with abomination goo when she's alone because she rlly likes the texture

Azura is 100% her special interest, and she often hyperfixates when learning new spells and casts them obsessively until they're perfect

She also stims in the form of writing in her diary, which helps her calm down if she's stressed

Amity never talks about it to her parents cause the one time she brought it up her mother got mad because "You have nothing wrong with you, stop exaggerating, you know it's important to be perfect, don't show such weakness"

The twins support her tho, and cover for her if she ever gets too overwhelmed and say that's she studying in her room

She was very scared to say anything to Luz about her autism, but she finally got the courage and Luz was like "Omg that's so cool, I have ADHD, and people say that they're pretty similar, and people who are neurodiverse get along really well with other ppl like them!"

Amity is super relieved, and it's probably the first thing she's ever heard about it that's not negative at all

Also Azura Book Club is just Luz and Amity infodumping to each others for hours every couple of days and they both enjoy it so much cause they're really on the same wavelength

collector, a.k.a enzo gabriel

it’s just. in the end it’s about family. it’s about Camila pulling Eda into a hug because she took care of her baby. it’s about Hunter thinking he has no one looking for him only to find Darius over his shoulder. it’s about King’s dad telling Luz to tell King he loafs him. (it’s about Caleb falling in love with Evelyn, Philip betraying him for it.) it’s about Gus and Amity and Willow finding their dads. Vee graduating alongside Luz. The Collector being a lonely kid who was abandoned. 

Luz having her quinceañera on the Boiling Isles with everyone she loves around her. This show is about family. 

the noceda siblings