Enji. Are You Done Yelling Shouto?

Enji. Are You Done Yelling “Shouto”?

Chapter 24: The T in Todoroki Stands for Trauma

“Well…” Shouto gestures at the ice creams and the milk and the aloe water. “You always get everything for everybody. And we don’t even notice that you’re doing that.”

Enji looks around for unwelcome cameras and, having found none, offers Shouto a smile. “I’m not doing it to be noticed.”

“I know.”

Shouto looks over his terrifying pro hero dad and wonders. Do I actually love this old jerk?

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Shouto tells his dad he loves him. Edgeshot’s life is a tragedy. Enji brings his boyfriend to his childhood home.

This is super niche, but: Endhawks Herr Mannelig AU.

Hawks: Oh please, you have zero humor in your soul. You couldn’t make people laugh if your life depended on it.

Endeavor: I SO could!

Hawks: Do it then.

Endeavor: Is prop humor allowed?

Hawks: Go for it, number one.

Endeavor: (pulls out a copy of Meta Liberation War) Hey Hawks, I keep forgetting to return your book. That was a lovely read, thank you!

Best Jeanist: AHAHAHAHHAAHHDKRHMBHDKHHD HELP I ONLY HAVE ONE LUNG

Hawks: Son of a bitch!

@eyeless-jeff666 i spread your Worm Shinya Gospel

(Sorry OP, we’re just joking about a character who can turn into a string. Thanks for providing this visual!)

A Squirmle and her young.

Enji, Are You Ready to Commit?

Chapter 26: When I Come Around

“What if we fight over small stupid things, or our lifestyles are incompatible or something? What if we end up having conflicting habits? What if my singing annoys you? What if one of us leaves a mess and the other gets mad?”

Toshi smiles. “Enji, that’s just your anxiety talking. All these issues can be resolved.”

“I’ve lived with a partner before, and that was a mess.”

“That’s because the relationship was a mess,” Toshi insists. “You know I lived with Mirai? Dirty dishes and misaligned rugs only drive you crazy when something’s deeply wrong on the inside. When your heart is content, you are in a place to tell them they took your favorite mug and to stop leaving a wet towel in the bathroom. It doesn’t become the last straw.”

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Enji and Toshi prepare to move in together. Hawks and Tsunagu bitch about their parents. 1A super trio plan a sleepover. Rei and Sayu make plans.

Touya’s Dad Has Got It Going On (by Hawks)

Touya’s dad has got it going on (x4)

Touya, can I come over after patrol? (After patrol)

We can hang around by the pool. (Hang by the pool)

Did your dad get back from that yakuza raid? (Yakuza raid)

Is he there, or is he tryna avoid me again? (Avoid me again?)

You know, I’m not the little bird that I used to be,

I’m all grown up now, baby, can’t you see?

Touya’s dad has got it going on,

He’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long.

Touya, can’t you see,

You’re just not the boy for me.

I know it might be wrong, but

I’m in love with Number One.

Touya, do you remember when you burned my wings? (Little bitch)

And your dad came out with his Flashfire Fist. (Flashfire Fist)

I could tell he liked me from the way he fought, (Way he fought)

Then he gave me first aid, and it was so hot. (So very hot)

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy,

But since your dad divorced, he sure could use a guy like me!

Touya’s dad has got it going on,

He’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long.

Touya, can’t you see,

You’re just not the boy for me.

I know it might be wrong, but

I’m in love with Number One.