Mama Hawks: Keigo! Look Me In The Eye When Im Speaking To You!

Mama Hawks: Keigo! Look me in the eye when I’m speaking to you!

Baby Hawks: Which one?

Mama Hawks: Oh my god!

Tomie: He’s good enough, right?

Hawks: (years later, falling asleep with Endeavor after their wedding) Hell fucking yeah he is.

All for One: Pfft I don’t need to take your quirk.

Best Jeanist: Lol ok.

Best Jeanist, later: (ruins everything with his quirk) Eat shit!

All for One: MOTHERFUCKER

All for One: I’m taking your quirk.

Endeavor: Eat fire. (burns him with eyes)

All for One: OUCH FUCK NEVERMIND

All for One: I’m taking your quirk.

Nana Shimura: Eat shit.

All for One: I’m taking your quirk.

All Might: Eat shit.

All for One: I’m taking your quirk.

Deku: Eat doodoo.

Gran Torino: Also eat shit.

All for One: I’m so tired of all of you!!!

The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”

Endeavor: Anyway, how do I fix my life?

Best Jeanist: Maybe start with your drug problem?

Endeavor: What drug problem? I don’t even do drugs.

Best Jeanist: Wait, what? You’re not stoned??

Best Jeanist: This is what you’re like SOBER?!

Endeavor: …

Best Jeanist: Enji, baby, I can’t help you. See a doctor.

“You ever have people compliment you and realize it makes you feel like even more of a gutter trash?”

Enji smoking on his porch, contemplating his life choices.