Why Are U Bald

why are u bald

(Camera pans, reveals you are looking in a mirror angrily with tears pouring down your face as you scream at no one but yourself)

everyone SHUT UP I’m manifesting karlach doing her lil dancey dance 😌

All the Baldur’s Gate 3 characters to me are utter perfection. Gale is the Little Guy ever, silly wizard levels through the roof. Karlach is a she/her himbo. Best friend energy like none before. Shadowheart is the token Religious Trauma(TM) impulse hair dyer friend. Wyll is sacrificial and brave and would buy you chocolates on your period. Lae’zel is the friend who offers to stab your boyfriend when he’s bad to you. Astarion is the friend who you stay on call with until 3AM talking gossip and traumabonding with. I love they so much I just

moving here from Pinterest and realizing there are people behind the funny images I’ve been sorting into a variety of boards and categories 🤯

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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