Gonna Be Honest Lads Its A Phone At 40 Percent Before 11 Am Kinda Day Today

Gonna be honest lads it’s a ‘phone at 40 percent before 11 am’ kinda day today

just saw Godzilla X Kong. zero notes absolutely incredible. Next question.

anyways, here are a few of my unserious thoughts (spoilers)

highlights:

Godzilla is apparently the Titans’ dumb best friend

Godzilla throughout the whole movie attempts to fight every single monster regardless of whose side they are on and if they are his friends -‘i'll kick anyone's ass. i'll kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass’ type beat -King Kong calls Godzilla’s wife on him after he tried to beat him up and Godzilla immediately apologizes -Godzilla is high as fuck throughout the entire movie. He is also having a good time. One hell of a time. An absolutely wonderful time. -everyone else is miserable! -two bros giving homo vibes (Hawaiian t shirt veterinarian and punk button best podcaster become bestie westies) -Godzilla dressed up for Barbie -semiobscure mythology reference Tiamat my beloved -Kong adopts a son who hates him and tries to kill him three separate times -Kong learns he is the only decent person in his family -absolutely zero romance subplots

jia came she served she became guardian of Mothra

couldn’t help but imagine King Kong and Godzilla during the pyramid fight but Kong is fruitlessly trying to communicate with him

‘godzilla! Godzilla! Thank goodness you’re here, listen mate, there’s a big fucking ape coming to- WHOA WHOAAA HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING- NO I’M NOT CALLING YOU HERE TO FIGHT, I’M- FUCK!’

Kong giving another Titan head scritches?? And under-the-chin scritches? Like a dog?? Also Kong using his small new son as a weapon. My dad almost pissed himself laughing at that part.

“You can’t claim a worldwide thing as an asexual symbol-“ to fucking bad we just did DRAGONS

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

hey girl are you AUG because you make me want to start something

me (flirting): hey girl what are your codons twirling hair

he is so me! (said with a sense of melancholy and something like reverie and desperation and a longing for recognition)