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Character Hot Takes 2

Welp, as promised, here's the next character Hot Take!

And the majority wanted... MARIO!

So here we go! Here is the Hot Take on Mario!

For this one (inspired by @itsavee4117 's style in their own post about Peach) I will be debunking the typical so called "facts" by the fans with REAL proof from the games and movie!

Here we go!

"Mario has no personality!"

On contrary, Yes he does! He's very sweet (especially with children), he is a romantic with Peach, and he can be very sassy and roast people sometimes! XD He's also very excitable and EXTREMELY competitive! Charles Martinet does a great job showing this! Here's some video and GIF proof:

Mario Sports Mix Interview

Charles Martinet Instagram Videos

Plus, let's not forget about the movie, where Mario was insecure about where he belongs!

Any objections? No? Good, let's move on.

2. "Mario is they Bad guy! He murders innocent Goombas and Yoshis and Koopas!"

Umm.... no he's not? Are we forgetting the fact that Bowser is INVADING the Mushroom Kingdom, TERRORIZING INNOCENT TOADS AND KIDNAPPING PEACH? AND THAT SOME KOOPAS AND GOOMBAS ARE ON BOWSER'S SIDE? If anyone's the bad guy, it's Bowser and the Goombas (the ones in Bowser's army that is, not all of the Goombas and Koopas are on Bowser's side.)

As for the Yoshi part, let's remember that it is the PLAYERS that are throwing Yoshi's into the abiss. NOT MARIO. Plus, there are plenty of instances in Mario games, including Mario Wonder, where Yoshi COMES WITH MARIO ON ADVENTURES. Would Yoshi come with Mario if he was a bad guy? No he would not.

Also HELLO?! YOU HAVE CLEARLY NOT PLAYED TTYD IF YOU BELIEVE THIS THEORY. LIKE, LOOK!

Some of Mario's Partners include A YOSHI, A KOOPA AND A GOOMBA!! If anything, Mario's pretty open to all species as long as they don't attack him or anyone else.

So there you go.

3. "Mario's a perv! Peach is younger than him and he's hitting off of her!" (Yes, I have sadly heard somebody say this).

Ok.... where are you getting this from? Peach and Mario are both adults. Just because Peach looks young doesn't mean she's a minor. I mean, older folks sometimes look young for their age. Mario and Peach are around the same age range. Yes, she's slightly younger, but she's not that young. Like, in partners in time, when Peach was a baby, The Mario Bros were toddlers. So they're all pretty close age wise.

PEACH IS NOT A MINOR. Mario and Peach are adults IN THE SAME AGE RANGE and are in a loving, healthy relationship. Eff off this "theory" man.

4. "Mario hates Luigi! He's a terrible Brother!"

.......

(Look at time 4:45 onward to see what I'm talking about here)

..... shall I go on? Do I really need to say anything here?

Are you really going to dismiss all of this overwhelming evidence for one clip of Mario squishing Luigi's foot when Luigi won a trophy?

News flash people: it's called SIBLING RIVALRY. WHICH IS WHAT NORMAL SIBLINGS DO. EVEN THE ONES WHO VERY CLEARLY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

Case closed.

Thank you for coming to me defending the lovely red plumber! Mario, you deserve better my dude.

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It’s this time of the year again!

Can we have more sibling banter between Mario and Luigi? Have some of my thoughts on them

Mario and Luigi def insult each other (this next part I will take directly from one of my head canons posts because I'm too lazy enough to think of more stuff lol) :

Mario: Luigi you’re looking extra ugly today. What did you do? Get a shower? Your skin looks like it’s melting off like the wicked witch of the west

Luigi: Look who’s talking you red bowling ball, you look like a love child between Danny DaVitto and Golem from lord of the ring, who's very existence makes god weep knowing he has to look at your face when you die

Mario: We have almost the same face you you dried out celery stick

Luigi: You’re the one that started it ‘jump man’

They pull pranks on each other all the time, such as Mario hiding Luigi's stuff around the house on their birthday, making him think he misplaced or simply forgot to out it back in its right place, until he looks at/in the object which will have a little note that would say something along the lines of "loosing your marbles already old man?", it's tradition at this point. Luigi would be a bit more smart and creative though, such as loosing all the screws on Mario's chair, so when he sits down on it, it falls apart, or putting tiny rocks under the insoles of Mario's shoes, so he feels them, but every time he tales his shoes off no rocks come out.

I headcanon that Mario has ADHD and Luigi has autism, so imagine with me, Luigi info dumping about his current hyper fixation, and Mario loosing his train of thought a lot through their convo

Luigi: and then ther is this thing about it!

Mario: that's cool, it reminds me of... Ummm.... Oh what was I gonna say!..................................................................................What were we talking about just now?

Luigi: * specific thing* I was on about

Mario: oh right! Go on

It works both ways, but Mario prefers to listen to Luigi, of course sometimes he just gets annoyed though

Mario: Luigi I love you, but I'm not interested right now, I'm trying to watch something here

Luigi: we'll screw you too (in a joking matter)

They both stim, with Luigi it's more vocal stimming such a screeching (he mainly does it in a more comfortable setting, such as at home) popping, clicking his tongue and random Jiberish, he likes to rock and jump when he's standing either when excited or bored, and occasionally will grab Mario's arms and flail his hands about, Mario is chill with this and laughs a little whenever Luigi does it, it's justbhis way of showing hebis excited and wants to share that with people

Mario stims through Echolalia (repeating certains words, phrases or sounds) visual stimming and tapping, he likes to stare at fire and flashing/ colour chnaging lights, he watches little ants on the floor move, we will watch the clouds slowly change in the sky, and he will move his head side to side looking at how the lighting changes on the jewels in Peaches crown. In meetings when he's bored an can't speak, he will tap his fingers or a pen and bounce his leg

They both know eachothers stimming, and encourage eachother doing so, so they don't get overwhelmed, but also as a way of showing his they are feeling to their friends without actually saying what they are feeling

Mario will randomly wake up in the middle of the night to go to the kitchen for something, only to find Luigi already awake and doing something in the kitchen

Mario: what are you doing up bro? Nightmares again?

Luigi: a little it's more of the phantom pain from my burn scars again (headcanon of him having burn scars from holding the man hole cover to protect mario)

Mario: shit, that doesn't sound fun

Luigi: it isn't, but I can't go back to sleep, so I made cookies, their on the cooling wrack

Mario: thought I smelt something good. Do you want me to stay up with you?

Luigi: nah, it'll pass eventually, currently talking with Rosalina over text to keep myself occupied, she says hi by the way

Mario: alrighty, I hope it goes away soon, and tell Rosie I send my love. Goodnight

Luigi: night bro

Peach often keeps Luigi up to speed on Mario's condition when he's not at home, and Luigi does the same for Peach, they have a running joke of calling Mario anything but Mario when talking about him, so he doesn't really understand they are on about him

Mario def jokes about Luigi's love life, when he does this however, Luigi reminds him of how he has not even accepted his own feelings about a certain princess, which quickly shuts him up

In the end, they make fun of eachother a lot, but are eachothers biggest fans, no one will ever love Luigi morebthan Mario, and no one will ever respect Mario more than Luigi

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

listen if author clef is going to post about clefdraki then i think its safe to say it is at least semi canon