The Problem With Commercial F/M Romance Is That It's Written By The Most Heterosexual Women Alive And

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR

HEAVY IS THE CROWN

crazy how portal 1 released on world mental health day

i HATE dudebros, they treat everything surface level it's so EXHAUSTING.

Its like if you get them to read The picture of Dorian Gray and they say "They're not gay! Basil said Dorian is his dearest friend, why can't two dudes be friends anymore!?!?"

maybe if the author stops giving them symbolic flowers of love in official art and subtle marriage proposals and quite literally confirms them to be soulmates THEN MAYBE

lord the peasants are so loud today