Figment

Figment

Travel to beautiful places all by myself. Take in their beauty and purity; take it all into myself. Share the love with only myself. Grow my self love. That is priority number one in my bucket list ♥

They chained my limbs to the wall and then asked me why I didn't leave. Oh how I smiled at myself, all amused by the irony.

This is legit hilarious and adorable!! go drarry!!

draco malfoy's to do list

• go to a gryffindors only party to annoy potter • spill drink over ginny weasley at the party so she’ll have to go and change while I can have a fight with potter • wake pansy in the middle of the night to rant about potter • occupy benches with my clique I know potter and his friends like to sit on so potter can fight me about it • make a collage of the ugliest photos I can find of potter • yell at it • send fake love letters to potter to embarrass him • show up to potter’s quidditch practises and stare at him so intently that he will not be able to concentrate • wait at potters hospital bed after an injury until he wakes up so I can scare him • write poems about potter’s disgusting face to show how much I dislike him • cry

Inner Demon

"I wish she died" I whispered quite audibly to myself "I wish they all died!" "Oh but honey, all you want is your own death. Their death won't make your pain any less" I heard my inner demon whisper back to me with a low chuckle.

lmao this is genius!

In which the Sorting Hat is Very Bitter

Okay, so let’s say McGonagall decided to have the Sorting Hat choose compatible roommate pairs for eighth years. 

Only then it put Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy together.

So McGonagall determined that this was clearly a mistake and the Sorting Hat just wasn’t meant to choose anything but Houses, and she gave up on the whole idea and chose all the pairs herself: notably Harry with Ron and Draco with Blaise.

But by the end of the year, those particular pairs have switched places because Harry and Draco started dating and shagging all the time, and Ron and Blaise bonded over their mutual cringing and love of chess and beer.

And McGonagall eventually realizes what’s happened and is absolutely shocked. She wonders belatedly if she oughtn’t have let Hermione Granger and Millicent Bulstrode, or Pansy Parkinson and Susan Bones, or even Theo Nott and Neville Longbottom also room together and possibly become friends that year.

But the worst part of it doesn’t happen until next year’s sorting ceremony, when the hat opens its brim and starts to sing the song it’s been working on all year:

Oh, McGonagall’s our Headmistress and she is really great but sometimes even she can make a horrendous mistake

Like ignoring the advice of a hat that’s very smart a hat that has been sorting Hogwarts students since its start

I told her many pairings and she second-guessed them all Yet it wasn’t ‘till the last one that she met her downfall

Potter and Malfoy would go well with certainty I said and as you all have heard by now they like to share a bed

But she said ‘no’ and ripped me from my place upon this stool and then she did the sorting she thought the best for the school

But because I know your minds and I never get it wrong she messed it up and forced me to compose this bitter song

Yes Parkinson and Bones became the very best of mates And Longbottom and Nott will be good friends until they date

Potter’s in love with Malfoy and they even share their pants Don’t let your preconceptions stop you giving me a chance

Don’t make the same mistake as her Accept the place you get For if you doubt my sorting I promise you will regret

Headmistress McGonagall can attest on my behalf I’m sure she will think twice next time now I’ve had the last laugh