Locked Out

Locked out

"I could play him like a fiddle" they say in unison

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(This is a direct copypasta from the site :] )

Honestly

Good on them

did you know that cards against humanity is sueing Elon musk :]

WH

HELP? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT??

Do you ever think about how weird it is that when Bill Cipher possessed Dipper, he pulled his entire soul out of his body. Which meant that Dipper was fully conscious and was able to observe Bill in an out-of-body experience-

but when he possessed Ford, Ford was never able to remember what Bill did in his body.

What I think is usually Bill will pull someone’s soul out to create an empty puppet he can control because it’s much easier that way. But for some reason, he pushes Ford’s soul to the side instead. So they’re both inhabiting the same body, but Ford is in a sort of stasis sleep in the deep recesses of his mind.

And that’s why he legitimately has no idea what Bill is up to in his body. He can’t see what he’s doing, because he isn’t conscious for it and he doesn’t have the same out-of-body experience Dipper had.

I also think how interesting it would be for Dipper and Ford to talk about their shared experience with possesion and slowly come to the realization that their experience was wildly different. Ford would be shocked to learn about Dipper’s out-of-body experience.

Y’all Ford is not an awful human being that man is TRAUMATIZED!

“He shouldn’t be such a jerk to Stan. It was just a college-“ BRO HE SPENT THIRTY YEARS IN ACTIVE WARZONES FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL AFTER SPENDING YEARS WITH BILL POSSESSING AND MANIPULATING HIS MIND AND BODY UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING A GOD THAT LOVED HIM

HE IS NOT GOING TO BE OKAY AFTER THAT

Like SHIT

I’D be a bit of a bitch too! Ford thought he left all his problems behind! That even if he was living by the skin of his teeth across the multiverse that he would never have to deal with Bill again! His small consolation! The one relief he got!

That he would never have to confront his feelings over what happened between him and Stan! Or with him and Filbrick!