I Have Decided To Simply Go Crazy, If People Think Im Weird Anyway Then Ill Just Act Weird

I have decided to simply go crazy, if people think I’m weird anyway then I’ll just act weird

Gone are the days of counting your breaths so you don’t seem like a heavy breather to anyone in the vicinity. Bring a whole watermelon to school for breakfast and eat it straight out of the skin with a spoon.

WHO IS WITH ME?

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

"People stared at the makeup on his face, laughed at his long black hair, his animal grace. The boy in the bright blue jeans jumped up on the stage, lady stardust sang his songs; of darkness and disgrace."

JUST SAY SIRIUS BLACK GODDDDDD

James: what are you thinking right now?

Regulus: you know how in the old days, artists would try draw cats but they end up looking like some weird demon hybrid

Regulus: It really makes you wonder, had they just never seen a cat before? Or were they really bad painters? Could they just not draw cats?

Regulus: I mean, I don’t think there is one decent painting of an old time cat. Did cats just look different back then? What’s up with that.

James: *falling in love*

(Swivels around in large threatening chair, stroking my cat menacingly) Hello, Bob.