Charlie: "Vaggie?"

Charlie: "Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "Yeah, Charlie?"

Charlie: "Holding hands like this is really really nice, as usual, especially after a desperate fight for our lives, so this isn't a complaint or anything-"

Charie: "-but I think your hand... is leaking??"

Vaggie: "That's blood, sweetie."

Niffty: "I like blood!"

Charlie: "That's a LOT of blood?"

Vaggie: "Yeah. It happens when someone impales your hand to the floor with your own spear, and you want the spear back."

Angel Dust: "Only you, Vaggironi."

Charlie: "YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND WITH THE HAND THAT GOT IMPALED!?"

Vaggie: "It still works. See?"

Charlie: "GaH- don't SQUEEZE IT!!!"

Niffty: (gigling) "Eww~"

Cherri Bomb: "Wow, someone put this girl in a slasher film."

Husk: "Fuck! It fucking squirted all over my fur!"

Angel Dust: "Ooh-"

Husk: "Not one. Shitty. Word."

Charlie: "SHIT!"

Husk: "That one doesn't count."

Charlie: "Fuck, shit- why is it still bleeding? The battle was hours ago! Shouldn't it be closed up by now!?"

Vaggie: "It might not ever, really. Heavenly steel and whatever."

Niffty: (peering through hole in vaggie's hand) "Oooooh~"

Charlie: "But it has to heal! It's- Niffty stop that- it's your HAND!"

Vaggie: "It's still attached so no big deal."

Charlie: "No big- Vaggie, there's a HOLE in you that I could stick my FINGER in!"

Angel Dust: "Just one? Wow, tight fit."

Vaggie: "Could've been worse."

Charlie: "WORSE-!?"

Cherri Bomb: "Angie, if they hear you and you get yourself killed on top of Pentious today, I'm gonna ugly cry and smear my running makeup and snot all over your stupid corpse."

Charlie: "- and you didn't even TELL ME I was putting a death grip on an open wound!"

Angel Dust: "That's so rude."

Vaggie: "The pressure was helping slow the bleeding anyway."

Husk: "Fucks of a feather fuck up together."

Charlie: "BUT IT ALSO HURTS DOSN'T IT?!??"

Angel Dust: "Aww Husky, would ya cry over me too-?"

Vaggie: "It's fine."

Husk: "Fuck you."

Charlie: "This is NOT fine!!"

Vaggie: (smiling at gf) "It doesn't hurt that much, babe, but I can wrap it up if you want."

Charlie: "No, I'll do it."

Charlie: (sighs)

Charlie: "...not like it's the first time I've gotten here too late, and only been able to bandage you up AFTER she's already hurt you..."

Vaggie: "Charlie..."

Charlie: "Nope! No angst right now- bandaging! I'll be gentle, okay?"

Angel Dust: "That's what she s-"

Angel Dust: "-OW CHERRI watch it with the elbows will ya!? That rib's BROKEN!"

Husk: "So's your fucking brain, dumbass."

Cherri Bomb: "He doesn't have one."

Charlie: "Well does anyone have a NON-BLOODSTAINED bit of cloth I can use for-?"

Niffty: (soaked in blood) "No~"

Charlie: "-AGUH NIFFTY! Stop looking through her hole like that!"

Angel Dust: "...."

Cherri Dust: "For the love of yourself, don't."

Angel Dust: "......I've got nothin'."

Husk: "Thank FUCK."

Vaggie: "Hey look, when I flex my hand the stab wound blinks."

Angel Dust: "Wait actually I'm gonna throw up."

Cherri Bomb: "An open bodily hole you DON'T like? Today really is just full of miracles..."

Vaggie: "I can make it talk." (holds up hand to gf) "Hi sweetie."

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: ".... Sorry. I think I've lost a lot of blood."

Charlie: "Then let me blindfold and or gag your stab wound, before someone faints-"

Angel Dust: (THUD)

Charlie: "-just like that, great."

Cherri Bomb: "HA, oh that's priceless! Another fallen angel!"

Husk: "Why didn't you fucking catch him."

Cherri Bomb: "What am I, his boyfriend? You catch him!"

Husk: "I'm not that loser's boyfriend!"

Charlie: "Yet."

Husk: "THE FUCK YOU SAY??"

Vaggie: "Wait guys, pause the ship war-"

Husk: "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SHITTY SHIPPING!"

Vaggie: "GUYS."

Vaggie: "Where's Niffty?"

Everyone: "........."

Everyone: (looks down at angel dust's unconscious body)

Niffty: (Squished) (one arm sticking out) (thumbs up)

I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

looking at Charlie and Vaggie and Niffty's deigns like... if.. if i was guessing what that was going on in tHIS picture PURELY off of the character designs... i'd be saying

two ladies arguing while their daughter picks a side

smol eyepatch lady apparently donated 1 eye to their cyclops daughter, who otherwise looks like a mini version of the tol lady, except her hair is flipped to be mostly red with blonde accents instead of mostly blonde with red accents. the cyclops daughter has inherited tol's love of wearing red and smol's love of skirt and lace. in this scene it also seems that smol lady and cyclops daughter are seeing eye-to-eye on this issue, which is very fitting, considering XD

"This is how kids learn, Charlie!" - "NOOOO Vaggie no it's NOT!!!!!"

wonder if anyone in canon ever saw chaggie hanging with niffty and were like ??? is that your... deranged stabby murder daughter??

and vaggie has to struggle for a loooong moment before saying No because she would LOVE to be related to the woman who murdered the first dick... but, being her friend instead is cool too....

Vaggie: "Show me again, Niffty. One more time."

Niffty: "OKAY!!!" (enthusiastically acts out her stabbing and killing adam via dead roach puppets and giggles)

Charlie: (visibly disturbed) "I... I think that's enough friendship for now, you two..."

I need more of your Vaggie design! Human or not. Doesn't matter. Your Vaggje design is awesome!

This little shit is wanted in every ring of hell + on lucifer's death wish list, she has evaded the police 900 times and has taken out half the demon and sinner population, not even hell wants her ass 😭🙏

Oh yeah and vaggie x vaggie. So its pretty much. Hunter. x hunter. eeyyyy no? Ok... 😃

Charlie as the big spoon. BUT

often more in the sense of cuddling Vaggie like a plushie during a scary or sad movie. for Protection. and comfort

vaggie sitting on the couch 80% hidden under the hug of her very tall and very spooked gf after charlie's finally migrated fully onto her lap. she has to time her breathing to the jump scares, bc that's when charlie squeezes her like a boa constrictor....

vaggie and the wonderful crushing weight of being the one Charlie, princess of hell, uses like a teddy bear <3 or stress toy <3 <3

Mate walk with me: the song Monster from Adventure Time Obsidian is absolutely Vaggie singing about Charlie T-T ue ue ue They’re so cute wth

THIS. THIS IS SO CORRECT.

I had to sewrch it up because ive never watched adventure time and only have heard the songs in like- tiktok so apoloigies!

BUT-

"Youre the pink in my cheeks. Im scared cause that means im a little bit soft" THATS LITERALLY VAGGIE. Altho her blush would obvi be yellow cuz her blood is gold but shhhh... plus-! The fact that she was in the exorcist army absolutely means she ws taught to. Be less emotional nd show NO weakness! And as such shes probably HORRIBLE at showing emotions let alone havin someone as close to her as charlie 😭

"I know well never hrow odl together" yeah no shit! Yall will probablg live forverr?? 😭 (unless vaggie can grow old... since shes nog a sinner nor winner. But im nor sure how hellborn nor heavenborn mortality rules work so??? I remember somewhere it said imps can grow old n stuff like rhat so.... 😃)

Wnd then ofc- the acceptance of bein a lil ol softy! "Youre the pink in my cheeks and i love that it means im a little bit soft" YES?? season 1 vaggie coded. Like everythiñg brfore that was pre-show vaggie when she was geting used to the hotel and being in str8 ip denial 😭