Imagine If Vampires Were Based On Fruit Bats Instead So You Had These Positively Gigantic Vampire Dudes,

Imagine if Vampires were based on Fruit Bats instead so you had these positively gigantic vampire dudes, but they are constantly munching on bananas or mangoes instead.

Harvey Dent as a motivational speaker

some advice on decision making: just flip a coin, and then if you feel slightly disappointed about the side you landed on, go with the other option. sometimes you need someone to tell you what you don't want to know what you do want.

It's been only a few days, but I apologise in advance

this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

My body is not a temple, it's the original Disneyland Haunted Mansion.

Because just like it I'm well-groomed and normal looking from the outside, but inside I'm filled with spooky, macabre fun.

*Me holding a pen*

Intrusive Throughs: Stab yourself in the eye with it.

Me: Why?

Intrusive Throughs: Just do it! Come on, don't be a pussy! Just do a little bit of *mhhhph* and stab that fucker in there. Come on man just a little stabbity stab, a little pit of one armed stabbing action, it's fine you don't need that eye it's fine.

Me: *dropping pen* No

Intrusive Throughs: STAB YOURSELF YOU COWARD

Having realistic job goals: Boring, repetitive, are you a Nerd or something?

Dreaming of opening a themed TTRPG/Board Game Restaurant: Exciting, never done before, you can put your animatronic dragon heads as a business expense.