CANT HANDLE THIS N.JM.

CAN’T HANDLE THIS — N.JM.

SUMMARY. how are you supposed to explain that you and na jaemin started dating just to prove each other wrong and ended up catching feelings.

PAIRING. na jaemin x female! reader GENRE. strangers to lovers, college! au, matchmaking! au, yet another richkid! au, jaemin is an asshole again, romance, humor. WARNINGS. excessive swearing, a near death experience, drinking and smoking, more than a handful of illegal shit, mentions of vomit, again jaemin is kind of a dick but he’s an attractive dick, jaemin also likes it when you tell him his personality is trash. WORD COUNT. teaser: 490 | full fic: est. 10k. RELEASE DATE. next week.

NOTE. i’m sick and tired of jaemin being a sweetheart so i’ve made it a mission to turn him into a piece of shit for this fic and the next. idc if you tell me it’s out of character idc idc i am forwarding my asshole! jaemin agenda once again and no one can stop me.

also, don’t worry about getting blueballed because i’ve already drafted and outlined most of the fic. once i finish my last final exam this week, i’ll be free enough to go feral and finish this.

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parings: jung jaehyun x reader

genre: ceo!au, arranged marriage!au, (semi) angst, consumption of alcohol, asshole/player Jaehyun, swearing 

note: BB deals with themes of mental and physical abuse, which can be upsetting for some readers. If you feel uncomfortable reading these types of plots, you are advised to not continue

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Out of breath. That’s what you felt when you woke up this morning and saw that you were going to be late to work. 

“SHOOT!” you jolted out of bed and sprinted to the bathroom. 

Today was the first day where you would work under your mother to prove to her that you’re worth the CEO position. Your mother was the CEO of Audace, a clothing line competing against other luxury brands such as Gucci, CocoChanel, Versace, Louis Vuitton. Today, you couldn’t afford to be late, so there you were, sloppily throwing makeup on your face in your bathroom. 

“Not today, you’re not gonna ruin this y/n,” you talked to your reflection. 

As soon as you looked as ready as you could be, you rushed out the door of your apartment and into your car. 

“Whatever, I’m already late,” you sighed and as soon as you knew it, you were taking a detour to the coffee shop. 

Parking your car, you shut the door and entered the little coffee shop. It was always your favorite, even though you never drank coffee. The comfort it held, held a soft spot in your heart. 

“Hey Soojin, I’ll have my usual,” you smiled, setting your sunglasses on top of your head, “Oh! And a medium chai for my mom please,” you figured that you could bring her her favorite drink while you were at it.

“Of course, $5.75 please.” 

You swiped your card and stood aside, waiting for your drink. You sat at the nearest table and looked at the little pot of sunflowers sitting in the center. You ran your fingers against the soft petals, but soon your thoughts were interrupted by a call. 

You sighed looking at the contact, “morning, mother.” 

“Why are you late? You were supposed to be here half an hour ago,” she asked. 

“I overslept and made a little detour,” you simply replied. 

“Y/n!” As soon as you heard your name called, you stood up and grabbed both of your drinks. 

You nodded at Soojin to thank her and rushed out of the coffee shop. 

“Well you better be on your way in the next half hour because we have a meeting with our joint company, got it?” Your mother sternly said as you opened the door with your back. 

“Of course! I’m coming right n-HEY! Watch it!!” you yelled. 

You looked down at your stained white blazer and blouse. The iced matcha you were dying to drink was suddenly gone and absorbed into your shirt. It was the first blazer your mother bought you for your first day of working with her. 

“Chill, princess, you were in my way” the man stood in front of you, the nickname he gave you frustrated you even more. 

The man stood tall and confident, he was wearing his own suit and he wore it well, too bad your drink spilled a bit on him. 

“Do you have a napkin?” you desperately asked him. 

“Only my handkerchief,” he replied. 

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𓂃 ❛ ꒰ 📔 ꒱ ❜ hwang hyunjin social media au !

when you were in high school, you wrote two love letters―one to your longtime crush hwang hyunjin, and one to your childhood best friend han jisung. due to a misunderstanding between you and your friends, those love letters get sent out when you're in your third year of university, resulting in utter humiliation. how can you explain to jisung that you've loved him for so long without ruining your friendship ?

⌞ ☾ ⌝ ─── or in which hyunjin proposes you have a fake relationship with him to convince jisung you don't like him and to get back at his own ex, dao.

📮 start date & status ! started march 04 ; ongoing !

📮 kana's notes ! very excited to try an smau again ‹3 i love them so so much but i tend to lose motivation halfway through ‹/3 i'm posting the masterlist first in hopes of gaining some excitement before the smau really starts to hopefully bolster my own excitement & motivation. i'm also planning on creating many of the chapters before i even really start in case i start to lose the motivation and can still have chapters to post until i find my motivation again ! i hope you'll all enjoy ‹3

📮 warnings & disclaimers ! cursing, sex jokes / mentions of sex, will likely be mentions of food, yn will not have a set 'face claim' but i will use faceless ulzzang pictures from pinterest for twt posts occasionally, none of this is meant to be an accurate portrayal of any idols mentioned, university au, non idol au, fake relationship / dating au, fake love to real love au, social media au, the works ! if anything pops up that i've missed please let me know ‹3

📮 taglist ! open ! send an ask or fill out my taglist form to be added ! if you click the link to fill out the form, you will have the option to be added to my permanent taglist or choose "other" and type in the taglist you would like to join (in this case: how to get back at ur ex ! )

profiles ! pretty people + ksm and yjn | 50 shades of stupid / 3racha

꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 1 - worst friends ever ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.2 - uni hyune ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 3 - minho baymax era ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.4 - he's a hoe ? ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.5 - the contract creation ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.6 - no paparazzi pls (written) ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.7 - ew love ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.8 - hyunjin hater club ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.9 - hyunjin's girl ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 10 - what's up party people !!!!!!!! ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 11 - at least he's self aware !!! ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 12 - j.onesung started following you ! (written) ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 13 - get a room ꒰ 💌 . . . ch. 14 - not like a date ! ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.15 - break up with ur gf ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.16 - can i come over ? ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.17 - welcome to the priv ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.18 - seungmin asshole era ? (written) ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.19 - how to get back WITH ur ex ? ꒰ 💌 . . . ch.20 - are you out of your mind !!!!!!

The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

Hello peps! I’m back ! However sadly I’m only going to Recommends and not post any imagines anymore because of my schedule. Hope you understand.

STARS & RAINDROPS - H.Hyunjin (prologue)

mdni. unedited.

summary: sweet and loving, those are words to describe your relationship with hyunjin. from the outside, everything was falling into place. but in reality, the both of you were never ready for the relationship at all. after a whole bunch of misunderstandings, you and hyunjin break your 6-month relationship. two years later, you find yourself encountering him once again with your best friend being the main cause of this reunion. what can you do? he still looks beautiful as ever.

pairing: ex! hyunjin x afab! reader genre: exes/enemies to lovers!au. angst. fluff. humor. college!au. reader and hyunjin are stupid.

warnings: cursing, mentions of sexual abuse. hyunjin is very stupid (kind of asshole-ish)

NOTE: Characters presented do not represent anyone mentioned in the story. This is a work of fiction and is not real. word count: 625

intro pt. 2 || series masterlist || next chapter

PROLOGUE - When We Were Young (short written part)

Two Years Ago February

May"Hyun, please don't message her like this. The last thing she would want and need is someone she loves forcing her to do things that already make her anxious." Felix begs the man beside him, "Just give her time."

Hyunjin huffs, shaking away his friend's hand that was situated on his shoulder. He thought he could understand and help his partner, but he never did. She wasn't in a good place and so was he, but why is he handling things better than her? He thought

Hyunjin faked out an accepting response before standing up from the practice room floor. He knew if he pushed it even further, he'd only get a mouthful from Felix.

He sighed, "Thank you for the advice Lix, I'll keep that in mind." He said, pulling up his hoodie as he got his practice bag from the bench and walked away.

Felix' eyebrows furrowed, not really liking the response his best friend's boyfriend gave him. Before he could even say anything again to him, Hyunjin was ready out of the practice room, leaving Felix agitated and worried.

When Hyunjin got back to his apartment, he plopped himself on his bed, shoving his bag to the other side of the room in the process.

He was annoyed and irritated, he felt like he's responsible if y/n didn't do anything to fix herself. Both of his hands found their way to his face, rubbing against it.

With a heavy sigh, he looked at his phone; deciding whether or not to message her.

'Fuck it.' He thought as he starts typing, ignoring all of what Felix said earlier during the day.

August

Mid-August "y/n, I'm so sorry you had to hear that. I only heard parts of it from Jisung." Chan says, his voice slightly panicking. He never really knew the whole gist of what happened to his friend and her boyfriend.

The man stood there, guilt written on his face as he held his friend who was starting to tremble. Her shaky hands were trying to pull her phone from her pocket and make a call to a familiar contact.Chan immediately took her phone away from her. Putting it in his back pocket as he held her sobbing form.

Jisung and Chan held back Felix from pouncing on Hyunjin while the latter was already on the ground, being helped up by Minho and Seungmin.

To say that Hyunjin and the others were terrified was an understatement.

No one really saw Felix mad or angry. They thought that the man couldn't even hurt a fly even when he needed to. Oh boy, were they wrong.

"If I hear you say shit about y/n again, I swear to god Hwang. I'll make you forget why you're in this university and I'll make you forget that I was even your friend in the first place." Felix said, trying to shrug off the two men holding him.

Hyunjin didn't want to lose one of his closest friends, but he really did want to explain his side.

"But Jihun said-"

"Oh fuck off with what Jihun said. You'll really believe that asshole over y/n? He always treated her like shit when she comes over. I already feel like shit as it is because I didn't do anything to protect her. I can't let you just walk over this." Felix voice broke as he finally got Chan and Jisung away from him. Tears starting to well up on the man's face.

Their friends that surrounded the both of them felt uneasy. They never saw Felix cry like this (except for Chan). Hyunjin immediately felt guilt as he looked at the latter's face.

In that moment, he realized that he really fucked up.

a/n: here to say that i do not condone hyunjin's actions in this chapter :) i hope you guys have a small gist of what happened in the past, further explanations would be presented in future chapters :) thank you for reading! any feedback would be appreciated <3 comment or message me to be added to the taglist for this story!!