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So this might be a bit long but this needs to be told (td:lr down below). So first I'm nonbinary and prefer they/them pronouns but I was born female, and is pretty obvious, this class is one of my larger ones (around forty student) and I'm sitting next to this large group of rather obnoxious boys (I'm calling them how they act) I'm listening in on their conversation as I work because they where talking to a friend of mine he was goofing around and was sitting near by, one of them shouted "hey, girl!" I was the only 'female' nearby so I turned, he asked me some stupid question I answered them told them 'and sorry but I'm not a girl' they started laughing and one said 'what are you then a boy?' 'uh, no I'm neither' I replied another said 'okay, let's see your not a girl?' And thinking I was getting to them I replied 'right.' 'and your not a boy?' 'correct I'm nonbin-' 'then I guess we'll call you an IT' 'yeah like one of those 'trans' people' and then my disgust was palpable I was already in trouble for fighting in school but at that moment I was willing to ignore this, then the bell rung after some nasty words from both sides, then they complained to the teacher before leaving and I got a in-school suspension for fighting.

(Td:lr argued with some transphobic idiots and got in trouble)

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Can someone get the porn bots to stop following me? I get unnaturally excited when someone follows me then I get sad when I have to block them (because war to porn bots!)

Oh, I love questions!

reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D

Huh, well what do you know

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

HEY, listen, the mane axe? It's a brush, it says :'forged from the mane of a dragon whelp'

Most of the brushes I have are made with plastic (hard like dragons scale) bristles

So there’s been much confusion about what the heck happened in the Darkners world and I think I’ve solved part of it. If you’ve beaten Deltarune or at least reached the chapter’s epilogue then you know the entire Darkner’s world was just an abandoned classroom and a supply closet.

The ‘golden door’ was the supply closet door connected to the classroom. The checked rug was the fields, and the legos were the trees and bushes. You can clearly see Seam, the old shopkeeper without much hope for himself, at the back, and a lone checker piece is waiting to be kinged at the end of the checker board covered in pawns.There’s even dustbunnies next to Seam that become the Rabbicks. I’m sure the cards explain themselves. The ace of spades is considered the highest card in the deck, hence why the spades are in control now.

The entirety of the Darkner’s world is a classroom with Ralsei being put away in a supply closet, left to collect dust with the abandonment of the classroom.

But what is Ralsei, and what’s the relationship between Lightners and Darkners?

Lightners and Darkners

Seam describes Lightners as gods, creators, and protectors who gave the Darkners purpose.

This seems odd at first since Kris and Susie are just normal people even compared to the Darkners. When you consider the reveal about the Darkner’s world and then come back to this, things start to fall into place.

Darkners are toys whose only purpose is to be played with and to bring joy to the Lightners. They feel the most fulfilled when they’re assisting the Lightners, according to Ralsei. This makes sense because a toy’s only purpose is the be played with and to bring joy to those that play with them.

Lightners are children and adults that play with them, create them, and keep them in shape. When the classroom was abandoned, the teachers (Lightners) didn’t bother to bring any of the toys (Darkners) and just left them to rot. To the Darkners, it looked like their gods abandoned them, and they didn’t understand why.

Lightners are called Lightners because they are the light of the toys’ world and they turn on the lights of the room.

Darkners are called Darkners because when they’re not with the Lightners they’re in the dark. There’s also the fact that they’ve been abandoned and in the dark for a long time now.

Ralsei

Ralsei can be found in the tutorial section of the Darkner’s world. This happens to be in the supply closet. This is why that beginning section of your journey is so ominous and why your footsteps echo there. You’re in a small, empty closet with nothing but dust to keep you company. That’s until you run into Ralsei, of course. But what is Ralsei? Simple.

Ralsei is a boss monster plushie that Kris and Asriel used to play with when they were younger. His name is Ralsei because he’s a boss monster and Asriel is as bad at naming things as his father. This is why Ralsei is a prince even though there is no king or queen of his kingdom. You may have noticed that Ralsei, when he reveals his true face, has red horns, something that stands out since every boss monster we know has white horns. 

The reasoning behind that?

Kris used to wear a little headband with little red horns on it when they were little because everyone else in their family had horns. They ended up giving them to Ralsei. As for his glasses, those could have been drawn on by Kris and Asriel seeing how the green crayon in the pack upstairs in missing. That’d also explain why they’re not being held by anything when Toriel’s is clearly being held by her ears.

Ralsei was most likely put away when Kris and Asriel grew too old to be in that class. The teacher might’ve wanted to preserve the memories attached to the plushie by keeping it out of reach and out of danger of being destroyed like Seam.

The teacher of that room could’ve been Gerson seeing how he is the only other teacher mentioned besides Toriel and Alphys. It’d also explain why he’d want to preserve those memories. He seemed to be close friends with the Dremurrs. With his death, the class was left the way is was the last time he left it.

Clearly this doesn’t explain everything. We still don’t know who Jevil met, why he lost his mind, or why he has Everyman in his carosel attack. We still don’t know who The Knight is, how we got sucked into this world in the first place, or what Gaster has to do with it. Hopefully, this answers some things though! 

Hoping for second place! :)

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I did one!

Pony randomizer challenge! Here are the rules: You need to take a screenshot and draw what you get!

Pheraps you need some background characters, but are too lazy to make your own? Or maybe you just need a good opportunity for practice? Well, try this, you might end up with hillarious results!

 - You may pick colors that are roughy the same as what the palette shows.  - This pony creator has over 80 hairstyles and 60 characteristics.

Good luck with that, buds. Ah. Also… I was ill, now i’m back on track. Yay.

Yeah. Love ya.

Wooooo! Three years!

sans undertale is 3 years old

This is awful! Everyone listen!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

  My followers better all reblog this.

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REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

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How have I not seen this before!

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I'm reblogging this because I hope that by the time I get to collage I will remember this so I don't starve to death to afford book

Okay so I was playing Pocket Morty's and I played the game awhile back and stopped playing (I don't remember why) for quite a bit so the mortys I caught where kinda high tier because I caught them before some updates but I'm also kind of really bad at the game so all my mortys where dazed except one who was at half health so I decided to try and see if I could grind a bit before he got dazed I didn't want to wast my items before a boss fight and I accidentally walked right in front of a trainer npc who challenged me I didn't really care as I thought I was going to lose so I half-assed it but right when I was on the npc's last morty (mine a level 10 scissor type his a level 9 rock type) his was on a fourth of his health mine at about 15 my attack missed and his hit and I just thought 'okay I'm dead' but my morty's hp landed on ONE and I attacked and the npc's morty died and mine grew a level and I just died laughing

TLTR: walked into a trainer battle with one morty at half hp walked out a level higher with four hp

Truuuu. But why isn't he slitherin other than him asking not to be?

Kitty’s 3300 Follower Give-Away

since I kinda forgot to do something for the 3k special xD

there will be 3 winners in total that will be pulled randomly x3

First Price will get this:

a customized mug (yay)

a full set of fellbois stickers

and 3 charms that they may choose from these ;3c

Second Price gets 4  (random) stickers and may choose 2 charms

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The ghost hung around for about half a day before they realized how many problems you actually had they try and leave, but your mind stops them from leaving you like having someone to share things with that can't rat you out to your family then the ghost realized how much you actually needed someone as you refuse to see a doctor because you insist that your fine, you start calling the ghost G, one day you block everything from G your thoughts your feelings your sight, G fought asking what was wrong what were you doing? They managed to break through and beheld the heart breaking side of the tips of your shoes hanging off the side of a building "kid,...what are you doin'"he asked softly you felt tears fall down your face "I...I just can't take it. I ju- I just I..I" I broke down sobbing, I leaned forward when a cold hand grabbed my wrist and I was pulled back away from the edge as G pulled me into a hug "please,I can't lose someone as special as you not now /please/ kid." I hugged him back as tight as I could. The next day I walked into a psychiatrists office with coaxing from G. It took a number of years and it wasn't perfect but I got better with my ghost by my side the entire time

One day, you’re driving along with a parent. As you pass a graveyard, they tell you jokingly “Hold your breath, you don’t want any spirits gettin’ in ya!” You roll your eyes and breathe normally, at least until you feel an odd tingling in your lungs. Immediately after, you hear a voice in your head. “Thanks kid, I was getting bored in my grave.”

Best comeback ever

Okay I just thought out the best comeback ever because some annoying kids called me retarded in the hall I thought of this after I came home

Jerk: Retard!

You: Yeah? So what, maybe I'm dyslexic too! Because I'm finding trouble figuring out whether it's just your usual Dull shit or if it's Bullshit that's coming from your mouth!

This is so adorable I might write something for this later

The witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children, she doesn’t even harm them. She protects them. She takes abused and abandoned children under her wing, teaches them her craft and releases them into the world as strong young witches and wizards with a kiss on the forehead and an invitation to return whenever they like for comfort, support, or even just a slice of cake. No, the witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children. She eats their parents.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

My mom sighed and shook her head pointing out that we used the wrong blood for the sacrifice as she left the room I shook off my shock and turned a glare to the twins Austin and Lillian they quickly looked away they had a farm with a goat on it and said that they would be able to bring some of his blood 'well you see what happened was' Lillian started 'we just couldn't bear to do it' Austin said 'then where did you get the blood from?' I asked scrutinizing them 'well it might have been tomato sauce' they said I dragged my hand down my face I should have know they where to kind to actually harm anything so instead of summoning a demon we summoned a random health nut who just so happened to be my mom I guess I'll just have to do it myself next time if I actually want to see my sister

You and your friends decide to try and summon a demon at your sleepover. You are completely stunned when your mother appears in the middle of the room when the ritual is finished.

I'm so glad rivet got this I was worried something happened! (I'm the person that drew nove,chomper,and sunflower I lost the password for my old acount when I got a new phone)

Ok im sorry for the lighting, but this is nove and her readers chomper and sunflower, she’s almost as bad at names as asgore,

Chomper is mostly aggressive but he is also quiet

Sunflower is a companion and creative reader

Awwww, they’re so cute! Thanks for sharing with me!

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reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies