But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Will you help or will you wait till I am dead so you can gawk at my selfies and art like vultures?

the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

Imo one of the biggest evils of the nuclear family is having parents/older siblings/mentors is fucking important and nobody should be just fucked cuz their society-approved parents suck

I've made so much more progress towards being a more confident, happy, capable person in like four years of having various older unrelated loved ones looking out for me than the preceeding 17 years of my shitty fucking government parents being the only close/emotionally intimate adults in my life. Sometimes you just need ~adults~ who are like you/like who you want to be.

life is like a giant mushroom