Pissed Myself In The Carwash Today

pissed myself in the carwash today

soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.

my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down

janice xx

okay fuck it im goin to artfight late. Team seafoam for da win yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

got some silly lil guys with me that arent my main OCs (which y’all havent seem yet). I’ll try to keep it easy but maybe i’ll go ham NEXT artfight (the tenth anniversary one???!!??) gonna try fighting tomorrow i guess

artfight.net

Art Fight

An art trading game

WE SHALL DUEL IN A GLORIOUS BATTLE!!!!!!!

choose ur fighter

Looking at my dashboard full of reblogs from artfight pictures makes me a lil sad,,, wish I could've done artfight this year but that would mean having to speedrun character ref sheets in under ten days and I am an artist who does NOT draw reference sheets for her OCs for some fuckin reason. God

Why is it that after like almost five years since I seen him only now I'm actually laughing my shit off at his stupid fucking face?????

a face card that always declines

don't you just hate it when ur casually strolling through the Tumblrs when sudden out from the void you are jumpscared by The Half-Naked Highschooler Posse of Blarchive

please don't call me Sensei, that's a rancid ass nickname if I've ever heard one

artfight agaiiinnnn

Top is Gabby by SkelliDog (drawn in the style of 2008 deviantart chibi kitties), bottom is Xipe by Flo_Bato!!

Artwork with 0% of my effort put into it VS Artwork with 1000% of my effort put into it. God i went so damn hard with Xipe. and Gabby is adorbs.

saving cool art u like to your phone is like picking nice flowers i think