Trying To Avoid Wasting Money By Saying We Don't Have Enough For Pizza To My Child, But The Child Is

Trying to avoid wasting money by saying we don't have enough for pizza to my child, but the child is me.

He knows I'm lying.

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

Well I take it that they're getting rid of live then

Time loop fans when the loop is slightly altered

time loop fans when the loop slightly changes