"Andreil Should Say I Love You, That's How We Have Proof That They Heal-"

"Andreil should say I love you, that's how we have proof that they heal-"

Shut up! A fic once said Neil goes on a quiet search for the best Hot Cocoa brand, buying a different kind every time they run out, wordlessly cataloging Andrew's reactions to each new brand tested so he could find The One so that comfort hot cocoa on bad days can be a little more sweet!

Shut up! A fic once said Andrew dropped money on a house because the neighborhood was so quiet, so empty, full of old people and surrounded by woods that it turned Neil's brain off cus he felt safe enough for his hypersensitive threat perception to say 'yeah alright we're cool'!

Shut up! A fic once had Neil rail on the other Foxes for excluding Andrew from Secret Santa cus "they didn't think he cared" and Neil straight up told them that if it came down to them versus Andrew it wouldn't be them!

Shut up! A fic once had Andrew go on the hunt for clothes that wouldn't aggravate Neil's scars when they got extra sensitive on bad days, throwing out all his clothes with the Bad Texture and replacing them, honoring baggy size and boring colors and all!

Shut up shut up shut up!!!

NEIL JOSTEN EVERYONE

Kevin being a matchmaker for JereJean real

(yes they’re speaking French!!)

This is gonna turn into me making a playlist of all of the foxes, won't it 🧍

And when I say Seth Gordon...

did you guys know that the tv shows you watched when you were a closeted queer teenager are real and they can save you

physically i’m at work. mentally, i’m dan wilds watching renee walker hit a boy with her bible then wipe his blood off its spine with the fabric of her shirt